jeffbezosideas

I am relentlessly coming up with ideas ;(

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Here's an idea: FEED the rich.
#feedtherich #youdontknowhowharditistoberich

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Here's an idea: when I run out of amazing business IDEAS I just buy MORE. I will have an endless amount of business ideas until the end of time and at the end of TIME, guess what I'll do?...

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#screwyourichardbranson #dammitrichard #sadsack #amazon #IWillOwnSpace #notdeadoralive #immortal #ITakeRoyaltiesOnEverything #IncludingBranson

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Here's an idea: I'm not dead or alive. I merely seek and destroy host bodies until I jump to the next unwitting sad sack. Think about the enigma that is ME while you're all cheering for Richard Branson and his dumb cheap cabinets!!!

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@mausoliam95 And by "we" I mean the stupid filthy rich. We're always playing games like these. It's rich on rich crime. Read the gold-plated memo, Stan.

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@mausoliam95 Strangely enough, I'm "we", me, Jeff Bezos. I don't get it. We play backgammon once a week and she has the gall to try to take the country back from me. Well no way, Caitlyn, not today. Not ever. This is my country and she'll have to pry it from my cold, strangely alive, fingies.

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@lousyhostbody Even though I am a psychopath, this still hurts a little :(

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@traderrocko Are you kidding me? I don't wipe my ass without holding my doge

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@Investments_CEO I would invest in my cryptocurrency - JeffyCoin. 1 million a pop.

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@usssks ;(

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@usssks ;(

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@usssks you will only hear of it if you work for Amazon, my employees can trade in Jeffycoin's for various things like plastic whistles (no sound), lollipop sticks (no lolli), and 1 minute breaks (get back to work)

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@JackPosobiec I bet 100 billion dollars this is going to be in the "agedlikemilk" subreddit

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Here's an idea: maybe all my boxes pack themselves one of these days

#youllsee #amazonsmile #plannedobsolescence #jeffbezosideas #jeffbezos #amazon #capitalism #expendable #alwayswatching

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Here's an idea: I tunnel to the CORE of the earth instead and RISE as MAGMA

#jeffbezosideas #jeffbezos #magma #lava #greatideas #bootstrapbezos #nowaithowbouttheCORE #iwillrise #amazon #amazonwaste #relentless #capitalism

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@thepennyhoarder If anyone uses tricks on ol' Bezos, I'll know, so don't even TRY. Pretty soon I'll be watching all of you from above the earth

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Only "catheter emptying zones" at all Amazon warehouses

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here's an idea: no bathrooms

#jeffbezosideas #nobathrooms #jeffbezos #capitalism #relentless #greatideas #industry #nounions #badunions #unionswillbepunished #amazon