jeffbiscuits

occult lawyer, cosmic dietician, moonbeam collector, slug fetishist, nuclear dentist, space weasel, hirsute sloth and combiner of random words.

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What do I do if pink spores grow on my toilet seat?

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Chitty Chitty Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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@scottEmovienerd A million Alan Dean Foster novelizations. He was continually given early script drafts to base his novels on months before the films were in their final stages of editing. The Alien/Aliens novels are two of my favourites.

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@scottEmovienerd Best insult ever

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@RealLyndaCarter Aw 😊

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What's the best song of all time?
I'm leaning towards Roam by B52s

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@scottEmovienerd Clive Barker

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@uexpectme2talk Sweet

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Don't know why I'm randomly researching the bullies from Harry Potter.

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The guy who played Goyle (Malfoys buddie) in Harry Potter is now a mixed martial artist.

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Random fact. Harry Melling who played Harry Potters cousin is the grandson of the great Patrick Troughton.

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nan facetimed me, then forgot I was there so she ate her dinner.

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@uexpectme2talk But he's a good person, not a rogue

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@DannyDutch Pecial

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Craptains frog. Stargrape 90101. Someone let the robot get a cat. The Klingons have devolved into penguins.

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Captains frog episode four point three point two point one. Stardate schminky pinky. The Enterprise has entered a gelatinous region of space called wibbly wobbly jelly creamy trifle.

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@scottEmovienerd Top Secret. I've got the other ones on bluray

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@scottEmovienerd @kitten_academy The Thing