Minister of Sartorial Affairs

Oversharing to an empty audience. Thinking about Tina Kunakey. Please watch Succession and Industry on HBO. I’m not wrong I’m just early

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

If you want radical change you have to change radically

[Veezy ✰ @ItzVeezyYT]

@SupremeDreams_1 Chet might genuinely be afraid of Wemby

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

This is my portfolio

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Three things I’m underwriting hardest in 2026:

-AI applied to industrial throughput.

-autonomous defense + space robotics

-clinical-stage biotech where AI compresses trial timelines. Everything else feels crowded

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

It’s not just X — it’s Y
“Genuinely”
Rhetorical question? Answer.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing.

honestly? it’s this.

[adiba @780613]

new york is achieving things it has never achieved before under the mamdani caliphate

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

I really just wanted to redact a PDF now I gotta check in with Adobe every month like they’re Suge Knight 😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

[Holden @holdenpgumb]

A sick freak like me spits at the idea of Kyle O’Quinn being a deep cut

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Lives were changed

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

@mariocassinda And I love it! 🤩

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

If you keep mistaking a pebble for a mountain, you’ll never leave the valley

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

Drake got Stunna Sandy on the album. This is no different to Julius Caesar inviting Cleopatra to Rome as a “foreign dignitary”

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Minister of Sartorial Affairs @jeffbvd]

Just like in real life, the villain in the Devil wears Prada 2 is…McKinsey

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Ben Stiller chose Met Gala over the Knicks vs Sixers?? hell must've froze over

[Matt @sixringsofsteeI]

Everyone is better than Jalen Brunson until it's time to be better than Jalen Brunson

[Nelson @whoisoriginel]

Everybody’s favorite player is better than Jalen Brunson until it’s time for that player to show they are better than Jalen Brunson.

[🐍 ean @SlattSoldier]

i ain’t see a deal like that in my size since obama was president

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i feel like my friends who had bitcoin in 2016 but with a tv show

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Turn that Don Toliver back on