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[Kevin Martens @kmart_44]

Breaking News: If one person eats 36,000 (thirtysix thousand) loaves of bread in one day they almost get to the safe daily limit of a chemical that might cause cancer. So you say there’s a chance @CTVNews ?

[Jamie Coutts @chiefcoutts]

Copied this off a Facebook post. Too true not to have one. Feel free to keep it going. #slavelake #slavefire #firefighters #fire

[Terry Young @G82PL8]

Did you know that Glyphosate is 30 times less toxic than caffeine? Have a look.

[j @jeffbycraft]

Ontario B division gold metal champions. Lucan Ilderton u14 novice girls. #pwsa

[London Fire Fighters @LPFFA]

The members of the London Professional Fire Fighters Association send our thoughts and prayers with the members of the @CityFredPolice and to the families of the fallen officers lost in the line of duty bravely protecting their community.

[j @jeffbycraft]

@TEVAchrisk @FarmsNews If you build it they will come

[j @jeffbycraft]

The girls playing this weekend at the #pwsa u14 Canadian qualifiers. The new uniforms look good.

[Wendell Schumm @WDSchumm]

Dear @CBCNews, @globeandmail @SecretarySonny @realDonaldTrump Notice what happens when you pump liquid from a big pond into a small pond? The small pond overflows back into the big one.... Trashing a stable 🇨🇦 dairy industry will not correct over supply in US market. Got it?

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

Canada responds to post G7 comments by the US
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[Adam Taylor @AskAdamTaylor]

U.S dairy exporters DO NOT pay 270% tariffs. Their products enter Canada duty-free, some $600 million worth annually.

Also, why is dairy the target of @POTUS? Canada-U.S. trade in dairy is less than 1 PER CENT of our entire trading relationship. #NAFTA #cdnpoli #cdn https://t.co/POAh35FSI3

[Dan Parker @DanPark60957215]

22nd annual Kerwood Boot roll. Help fill the boot for ⁦@MD_Canada⁩ 🇨🇦. Thanks to Kerwoodfiredept for the help.

[Lawrence Swift @LawrenceSwift]

Double hatter firefighters should be thanked, not charged. https://t.co/uauiTLXC1y via @YouTube

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[j @jeffbycraft]

This was last springs tweet. Unfortunately it works for #plant18

[j @jeffbycraft]

Fuuuuck!!!!!! #plant17

[j @jeffbycraft]

@JayAndDan Committed to that swing fully. He is also the guy that won't let go when he falls water skiing.

[Mike Conlin @MikeConlin4]

My 2007 Blue Silverado stolen last night. FX9407. Around 5 am.

[Luke McClary @ArvaCropper]

Stolen: White Ford F-250 Crewcab, fuel tank in back and toe bar on front. Arva Ont.

[j @jeffbycraft]

@Schfire My condolences. Rest in peace Chief.

[JayOnSC @JayOnSC]

After the first period of Game 7...

[Val Giddings @prometheusgreen]

USDA bee researcher: “If there’s a top ten list of what’s killing honey bee colonies, I’d put pesticides at number 11." https://t.co/kWIfp8W706