Jeff Capri

Comic. Funk Soldier. Son of Dick. DryBar Special available now.

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@HaikusFromUnder @Variety Nobody knows Tolkien better than Colbert. He’s the best choice.

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@TedNugent Right! Its still an American calf.

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@MeghanMcCain That was the idea, and it worked. An accomplishment regardless, even if you disagree with the content.

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@AlHirschfeld Thank you. He's has this in his living room since it was given to him.

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@MeghanMcCain …or its showing true partnership? Maybe we should watch it first :)

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@PrinceHits @prince @prnlegacy @warnerrecords @SonyLegacyRecs @PaisleyPark @drfink1980 A

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@letsgohawksgpg @gtconway3d @SSmith38751054 @NABJ I wish. Remember, he "grab'ed 'em" and still got elected.

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@saras76 @gtconway3d I disagree…but that was funny

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@Sethrogen I made this after a “houseplant” ✌🏽

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@CalltoActivism Here’s the original done an hour before yours. #hackedagain

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@prince Are we gonna see the green "True Funk Solider" T's again?

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@SpeakerJohnson Relax, it's still Easter.

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@SethMacFarlane So sad. My father #DickCapri and I were lucky to spend a Thanksgiving with him and Eydie when I was a kid. So kind and full of energy. RIP Steve Lawrence

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Katie Britt should close her speech with "and scene" #StateOfTheUnion

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@funnykeithlyle @sumthack LOL Wasn’t a girlfriend! It was “dancer” at a seedy strip club in Vegas early 1990’s

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A man of many words… @paulmccartney. All of your votes matter! Click here: https://t.co/MwTwEsSvXB

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@DaveMustaine what’s your size? ✌🏽

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@MugginsMcS As far as i know, he wrote it late at night after returning from a Parliament/Funkadelic concert.

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@PrinceHits @prince Freaks on this side!

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@JacksonGalaxy You are the best! How about two bonded cats (5 years) taken to a shelter for 5 days, (separated) rescued to foster home, and now don’t get along? Thanks for ALL you do!!! ✌🏽💜🐈‍⬛