Jeff Campbell

Musician who is really bad at telling you about it because the world is much too distracting

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

The world need a @bensonboonex cover Album of Jeff Buckley’s ‘Grace’.
Putting it out there.

Also putting out there that I’m on bass.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@elonmusk @SenMarkKelly You are a baby. And your days are numbered.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

The guy who custom-made his own dark MAGA hat that he wears to opine in the Oval Office with the president who he spent $270 million to elect thinks I’m just too partisan.” 

It’s just that @elonmusk is a pussy and knows @jonstewart would steamroll his ass on live TV. We all do.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

There. Fixed it. We’re legit watching all this play out in front of our faves right now.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@elonmusk @stevenmackey You’re a pig.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@elonmusk You’re an ass. Again.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

.@PhillyInquirer how is no one reporting this?

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

.@6abc

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

A must share of this video of lovely and insanely talented Philadelphians being festive with @whyy. Please RT!

https://t.co/nkjaarVaB4

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

A must share of this video of lovely and insanely talented Philadelphians being festive with @wxpnfm . Please RT!

https://t.co/nkjaarVaB4

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

A must share of this video of lovely and insanely talented Philadelphians being festive with @6abc. Please RT!

https://t.co/nkjaarVaB4

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

Sick burn, @SenFettermanPA you fkng lunkhead.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I thought my ethically-challenged colleague @BobMenendezNJ could use some encouragement given his substantial legal problems.

So, I approached a seasoned expert on the matter to give ‘Bobby from Jersey’ some advice.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

That’s right son. Today we celebrate the 247th anniversary of us winning the right to efficiently kill each other from a safe distance all the time like a bunch of fkng cowards.

[Static and Surrender @staticsurrender]

Our new EP includes a cover of @ThePoliceBand classic “Wrapped Around Your Finger”, featuring our incredible friend @realbenflanagan and we hope that @asummersmusic @copelandmusic and @OfficialSting think we did it justice!

https://t.co/4PobyR3qCV

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

Man, @itsjameskennedy I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone, in real life or otherwise, that needed to get their ass kicked as badly as you need to get your ass kicked.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

#My4cents
-High five #EdSheeran
-Harlan Crow = George Soros.
-7 words I’d never thought I’d utter post 1991: the new Metallica record is Fkng amazing.
-Did none of us see or read iRobot??

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@ericjfink Typically, positive SSRI results don’t happen for ~3 weeks. What side effects? GI?

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@JohnBasham @JoeBiden @HouseGOP @ezralevant @GOP @MattRinaldiTX @realstewpeters @DocWashburn @RepMTG @RepMattGaetz This isn’t breaking you dipsh1t @JohnBasham It’s from last year.

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@RepMTG You’re a nonsensical puppet

[Jeff Campbell @jeffcmpbll]

@laurenboebert That’s some pretty naive and classless shit to say.