Jeff Crespi

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Listen everyone....my name is Jeff....and I wrote the bill of rights......

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

@jeffcrespiROCKS Whoever this is, you know you can get in trouble right? Don't make me report you...............

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Tryin something new with my look.......haircut maybe....suggestions are welcomed........

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

And they're going to be vip.........let the games begin..........any questions just ask..........crespi out.................................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Hey guys, my new website will be holding a contest to win 2 bamboozle tickets.....I'll be picking people who retweet this...................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Going to the gym..................................

[kim @kimothysteele]

The hardest nips that ever nipped.

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

@snooki hi just wondering.......how many licks to get to the center of a lollipop.................................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

I am the dark knight..........

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

I did the million man march by myself.................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Women hold the door open for me and push in my chair on dates ..........

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Fuck Chuck Norris...........and Chucky Cheese...............

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

I was Luke's father..........................

[steve buscemi @getwelll]

Fucking stoked for neuroscience research practicum this is why I have no friends but I'm not going to hash tag about it. Fags

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

When I sneeze a baby is born......................,

[steve buscemi @getwelll]

JACK RUSSELL TERRIERS give me all of them omg

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

I love my friends so much......:-) ........

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

@lainflan Just checking in on my certain followers like you........................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

I sleep with my eyes open................

[Jeff Crespi @JeffCrespi]

Vinny left the Jersey Shore? It's ok MTV asked me to join in his place.............................