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[kim @kimothysteele]

@wawahashbrown @borzoilover47 Come 2 mama

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

hmm time to open my app. Yup a video of someone getting cut in half. Ok time for lunch. Omg soup dumplings.

[kim @kimothysteele]

@bridget_bayer Nothing happened bc I’m frickin QUICK

[kim @kimothysteele]

U mean to tell me you took your aggressive dog to a plublic trail on a retractable leash?

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

The fish is not a fan

[kim @kimothysteele]

Great news. I found my whoopie cushion

[kim @kimothysteele]

@wawahashbrown Oh yk I would love nothing more

[kim @kimothysteele]

Are you even my friend if you don’t tell me what you’re having for dinner every night?

[kim @kimothysteele]

@halterjordan Being the 13th wheel was where I had my crisis 🥲

[kim @kimothysteele]

When acai autocorrects to açaí 🙄 dramatic

[kim @kimothysteele]

Been reenacting Shakespeare lines at work lately. Everyone loves it when I reenact Shakespeare at work

[kim @kimothysteele]

Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle

[kim @kimothysteele]

@MaddieMazauskas YEAH THAT SUCKS. It’s sucks even more bc of how it’s pronounced is not how it’s spelled. Ty for your contribution to the list

[kim @kimothysteele]

At the Home Depot garden center with the retired population on a lovely Monday afternoon

[kim @kimothysteele]

@mattysmokez I wanted to like it so bad but I thought it sucked

[kim @kimothysteele]

Beau is afraid? More like Kim is bored

[kim @kimothysteele]

I can’t find my whoopee cushion and Five Below was all sold out of fake turds! My April fools day is ruined :(

[every cheekface lyric @cheekfacelyrics]

My brain is full of barking dogs. My guts are full of barking dogs. My heart is full of barking dogs. My soul is full of barking dogs

[kim @kimothysteele]

I’m fine*

*cutting my own hair

[kim @kimothysteele]

I’m too fucking friendly and I keep making friends but I don’t want any more friends