mad

in 2022 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection 🍉

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

#2025

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Mauricio Pochettino has claimed Chelsea should be stripped of their 2017 Premier League title and that it should be awarded to Tottenham #cfc #thfc

- He’s also revealed that Spurs DID call him about returning and relegation to the Championship would not have stopped him going back.

https://t.co/lu5LmlXo6x

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

#KillSamAltmanWednesday

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Eiffel Tower shuts down amid a staff strike, after women were reportedly told to leave their work areas to accommodate a Hindu group’s request to limit interactions with women.

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

school ex has a white german boyfriend

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@k00kn1m try links from here https://t.co/09kYqC8flo

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

reminiscing about reels i watched 2 years ago and can’t find now

[Boşuna Tıklama @bosunatiklama]

Rusya'da bir teknoloji mağazasında robot, kendisini iten müşteriye saldırmaya çalıştı.

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@drycactii he might a jorge mendes secret agent

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

wake me up when he’s sacked👍🏻

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur make enquiry to Chelsea over deal to sign Mykhailo Mudryk. #THFC interest based on loan for 25yo #CFC winger; available to move after return from suspension. Ukraine intl played under Roberto De Zerbi at Shakhtar Donetsk @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TxHv6kGwGG

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

a month should be 20days at max

[Neall @neallseth]

Kinda dumb that months are different lengths. 365 should be divided into 5 equal months of 73 days each

Jebruary, Mapril, Jaugust, Soctober, Necember

[jay @rep3tition]

summer 2026

[Jake. @YedIin]

i respect the delusion of anyone who was optimistic about this season, i just don’t got it in me

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

ever since i was a little boy it has been my dream to be soft-launched on a beautiful woman's instagram story

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

we have signed the italian hojbjerg in tonali. fucking shit

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@snooperino16 we will be bourdainmaxxing in vietnam👆🏻🔥

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@snooperino16 my last eval landed me at 80k for 5 days

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

this girl told me i flirt like a 30yr old and nothing has ever gotten to me like this comment

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

cooking at 4am underrated activity

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@sadapplee i hope you didnt tune in

[mad @jeffcuckl3y]

@sadapplee thank you

[suffering @mionomedev]

We’re gonna win the league