Jeff Dashley

web developer, lakers fan, basketball player, cocktail maker. @fragraphilia

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

I would say I have a pretty good success rate when it comes to accomplishing my goals but the one consistent failure throughout my adult life is my unwavering desire to avoid anything related to Sonic Youth.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

And served to us like the lottery.

[Kay @ohKAYx33]

Every single aspect of American culture has been sold out to the highest bidder.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

This as me as well. I was going to subscribe to Hulu or another live service after the first matches but I've enjoyed the Telemundo experience so much that I've never switched.

[Leah (she/hers) @grizzleebear14]

hi! i’m one of those unknown English speakers. Telemundo has more energy and doesn’t cut away during hydration breaks. less importantly but also a factor, it doesn’t have Alexi Lalas, which is a huge plus.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

@esidery And I think they are realizing in real time that less and less people care outside of the media, people trying to improve ticket/merch sales, and Bron’s team.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

I’m going to start tracking Lakers front office political donations

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

@TheMaineWonk Or they do and that's why they've been working so hard (and successfully) at making voting more difficult in areas where they are vulnerable.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

@PanasonicDX4500 Nope, it will come down to turnout and access.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

Same. Right next to Dookie and Tragic Kingdom. To think of all those we had to refuse on a weekly basis as well.

[Summer Gabe (Winter Version) @ChumHumCEO]

At the used record store I worked at we had 20 copies of Monster in stock and I don’t think we sold one the entire time I worked there. I used to do a High Fidelity parody for the staff where I’d put it on and say “I will now sell zero copies of Monster” Nobody wanted that shit.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

I think they should let LeBron play for each team twice next season and then the lowest seed for the playoffs. The league can pool together for a max contract.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

@grahamformaine You think Alito retires if they didn't have a plan for this already?

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

@LakeShowYo This and LeBron's announcement was a surprise to no one in the Lakers org. 2m is nothing. It's a business expense.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

LeBron is using every last drop of his media influence for this final free agency run. I'm sure the Lakers would've kept but in no way were they going to give him a bunch of money. The new ownership is the real deal and they moved on a long time ago.

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

The Warriors are at the front of the line in pursuit of LeBron James in free agency and league sources tell @TheSteinLine that Golden State is not operating as though it has a mandate to also pursue an Anthony Davis trade.

More from @JakeLFischer and me: https://t.co/K2otdALX1K

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

As a Lakers fan, this is a really good sign. GSW will be the perfect location for a retirement tour. Lakers can start using that money for the future. Everybody wins! No hard feelings.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green is declining his $27.7 million player option to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. This move gives the Warriors flexibility to pursue LeBron James in free agency and Anthony Davis via trade to form a Big 4.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

I know I’m old but there are too many people posting about other people being “in their bag”

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

This guy loves his job and I'm jealous of everyone that had a chance to vote for him.

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani is starting a new direct-to-camera series called "Morning Pitch," where he'll share weather, transit & tournament updates before every NY/NJ World Cup match day.

He kicks off the first talking about the Knicks: "I have just 3 words for my fellow NYers: Knicks in 5.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

This is the establishment’s greatest fear. We are witnessing government and public policy working with speed and efficiency towards the public good.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

Well, that’s going to suck for my wife’s trips to Jerry’s Artarama

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

The Mavericks say they have chosen the former Valley View Mall site over downtown Dallas for their new arena home and hope to have the new building ready to move into for the 2031-32 season after their American Airlines Center lease expires.

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

This guy is so good at this but go Spurs!

[Dora Pekec @dorapekec]

Mayor Mamdani signs an “executive order” to repeal NYC kids bedtime during the Knicks finals :)

[Jeff Dashley @jeffdashley]

Comparing every design or artistic decision to Warhol is the equivalent to comparing politics to something related to Harry Potter or Star Wars. It’s way overdone and completely boring.

[Vic Vaiana @vicvaiana]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough