Jeffery Hanson

What the fuck is happening.

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You’re from Louisiana right? Cause I wanna bayou a drink😉

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@LiberalHivemind Does he intentionally go for a Leon Trotsky on a horrible steroid cycle vibe or is that just accidental?

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@shagbark_hick Common practice in the forestry industry to approach people like this about buying land or timber. Commonly descendents of great migration and depression era farmers. Typically the hardest thing is that after many generations the land is technically owned by multiple descendants

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@reddirtgatekpr Bart Crow

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At the bar you’re American but in the bathroom european

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Stripper has her ass in my face and I’m just tryna not play a Phil Collin’s solo

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I piss for like 2 minutes straight, what’s good?

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“You can’t just sit in silence and drink beer”
no worries I have an id badge

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Testing positive for chlamydia? Nah I only test positive for swag🤧🥶🦍🦍🫡🥵😈

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Oi Bruv yew gonna eat the rest of those crisps?

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I see you have your standards set ridiculously low. Let’s see if I can help you drop them more

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Your uhh yo your ass is so nice it’s a shame you gotta sit on it

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@stclairashley @therabbithole From a business owner/mechanic perspective I can guarantee that it’s largely a scam. Modern trucks and cars are fitted with so much needless auxiliary equipment that can break and prohibit operation that it’s insane

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I recall the happening but not what happened

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Girl your vibes are not rootin, nor are they tootin