attorney@lol

attorney at lol

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Any nice word can be ruined by adding the word “Law” to it

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

A homeless man asked me to get him a coffee. I said I’ll do you one better. Let’s go to the bank and open up a business account. After that we form an LLC. Get yourself an Amex business platinum card and refer two friends that’s 100k points towards your next flight to San Tropez.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

@michaeljknowles Correct this makes you simple minded

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Bosses in 2027: hey I checked your Ring camera and saw you haven’t left yet. We’re gonna have these Svedka robots use Genspark to do your job today and you’re fired.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Haven’t seen that many patriots get sacked since Jan 6th

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Sorry if the S&P drops a little today I missed one of my student loan payments

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Just voted for the next NYC mayor, comptroller and Ayatollah of Tel Aviv

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

What about neither and we can all just relax and get along?

[Morgan Ariel @itsmorganariel]

Jewish supremacy is the greatest threat to America not Islam.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Poor Things

-a buddy comedy of two law school grads who think they will use their degree to improve the world

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

No Time to Die

-documentary of a midlevel associate who submitted a filing post mortem through rigor mortis

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

A Real Pain

-dramedy about a big law partner’s wife who insists they take a vacation

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

A Complete Unknown

-biopic about a junior lawyer not allowed to speak on the conference call

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Everything, Everywhere, All At Once

Action movie about a client’s demand on their lawyer.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

@HenleyNation Not a great catch

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Lawyer tip: when a boss or client correct a mistake in your work product always say “Good catch!”

In this new reality, you are not incompetent. They are just a legal genius and you are but a humble observer praising their acumen.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Really important work being done here

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

I am directing flags be returned to full staff on the grounds of the Alabama State Capitol and all state buildings January 20, for Inauguration Day.

Tuesday, January 21, all flags will, once again, fly at half-staff to resume the 30-day period of mourning for President Carter.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Biggest peeve for me on the NYC subway is when people park themselves by the door and DONT MOVE in or out of the way at each stop. I’d rather you whip it out, do a showtime move that kicks me in the face and then ask me for money.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Question for people rushing to follow the CEO shooter on insta…are we expecting him to post new content anytime soon? lol

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

I try to hide the fact that I’m Jewish at work because I’m tired of getting promoted all the time

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Here’s me telling my manager that I am “holding space” on our calendars for my performance review.

[attorney@lol @jefffdylan]

Next Joe Biden is gonna pardon the interruption