Jeff Gabriel

Husband, and father to three. I also help build things at DataRobot.

[PEN America @PENamerica]

PEN America mourns the death of prize-winning Ukrainian author and @PenUkraine member Victoria Amelina who was struck by a Russian missile in Kramatorsk on Tuesday and died on July 1.

https://t.co/1t8WmiHtZp #VictoriaAmelina #RIP

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Ted Lasso’ Fan Has Sinking Feeling Show Is For Losers https://t.co/Kgq49sg2lA

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

This was college. These and cans of tuna mixed with instant lipton noodle packs.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This was that cheap lunch meat!

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

The bachelor bundle? The midnight snack? I think you're onto something.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

IDEA: a 6-pack where it’s 5 cans of beer and one can of Beefaroni

Companies feel free to contact me for more great ideas

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

Have to agree with @StephenKing on this. I've tried to watch multiple times and always fall asleep.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

My precious?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

https://t.co/4mcadwmayZ At the time I remember thinking Stephen was letting me talk too much but I only just now watched this & what it is is that he knows how to witness & support people in grief, of course. Good man.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

I am so good at this...

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

A bit windy in Cbus today.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

The least sinister of the crew...

[Cam Harless @camharless]

39. Jimmy Carter

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

@jeffblankenburg Home use for music and lights. I would love for it to answer questions but it's really bad. Have tried more complex automations but they fail/degrade for no reason. Have built one skill just to understand how it works. Think it should be integrated with a generative LLM.

[Bernard-Henri Lévy @BHL]

They killed #YanaRykhlitska . She was the angel of the troops. She sacrificed herself for the sake of the wounded in #Donbass and, particularly, in #Bakhmut. Shame on #Prigojine, #Putin and #Russia. #SlavaUkaini.
StandWithUkraine.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

@girdley @Carnage4Life This is the correct Gen X answer.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

@The_Hedge_House @JonErlichman I think Kurt Vonnegut identified this plan in Player Piano.

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

One of the oddest accounts I follow, but this made sense.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(sip of scotch) Nice! But I wonder if the distillation process is ever hurried...(reading box and learning there is nothing hurried about life on Islay, and the distillery, neatly tucked into a whitewashed jumble of buildings by the sea, is guarded by the imposing ruin of castles

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

Damn. I guessed that everyone posting things they liked from @thedavidcrosby wasn't a good sign. My first concert was CSN. RIP.

[Jeffrey Sachs @JeffreyASachs]

And that, said Jeffrey on Twitter that day
Is the stupidest thing I've heard anyone say.
Should teachers need parents to give their consent
Before any second of class time is spent
On answering students with questions on race?
My God. How'd we ever wind up in this place?

[Jeff Gabriel @jeffgabriel]

Worth thinking about. I don't think I cause distractions, but they don't scale and are unfairly distributed. What are the highest value check ins, and what is the right frequency?