Jeff Gilbert

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

When you're meeting bro who's always late so you arrive 30 mins late to teach him a lesson but you still get there before him

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

[Dom. @domstoofly]

wtf do yall be watching man

[Heat Central @HeatCulture13]

Thank you for the memories 22 🤝💔

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i said she’s right 30 times and she still yelling

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

wth is going on

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”

[Jeff Gilbert @jeffgilbert03]

@CarlVolmir 😭😭

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

The goal is to get rich enough so my future wife can have a flower shop, that’s also a coffee lounge, that's also a bookstore that loses 50k a month

[Shane Beamer’s Burner @beamteamcocks]

Need AT&T to fix their shit NOW

[Kevyo @Kmort22]

When the pub has a setup like this you know the Banter with the fellas is gonna be unreal