Jeffgoldblumlover

Back in the Midwest, running on nostalgia, cat hair, and questionable life choices.

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Since Rulla & the mistress woke up and chose violence I thought I'd share that Brian hasn't sealed his divorce in which doesn't match Rulla's timeline that she shared at the reunion at all....

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Everyone has different definitions of "rich". What do we think about shea and his "wealth"? #90dayfiance #podcast #recap #realitytv #TLC

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why is Josh dealing with Caitie?

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@ChicagoOEMC Where can I find the bridge schedule?? The gridlock today @ 12 was unacceptable

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@kanyewest Didn’t your mom die during liposuction?

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Pleading with my girlfriend to let us get a Yolanda fridge in our future house. My reasoning…. We’ll always know if any of our cats are trapped in here.

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Someone please tell me what @MSN_Airport has against me being able to use my phone when I land and why the entire airport is a dead zone?

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@AshVsTheRobots From someone who thinks soy sauce can be eaten with PB … this holds no weight.

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Is cranberry sauce jelly?

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Fall in love with my LA tranplant girlfriend a little more every time she announces “WISCONSIN IS COLD AS FUCK” as though it’s breaking news and don’t have the heart to tell her, we all already know.

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This morning I listened to my GF rant for 15 minutes about how “The rock” ruined Jude Laws career in his 2005 Oscar monologue. Only to google it and find out the host of the 2005 Oscar’s was Chris Rock.

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@AshVsTheRobots What’s it like to be a copycat

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Elon is a LARP