Jeff Hand

You cannot find an absolute truth in a relative world.

[Jeff Hand @jeffhand]

@Best_Mark_Ever @JeromeyR0me The problem is:

1) It’s not accurate. If the ref tracks 3:30 of stoppage time, it’s arbitrarily rounded up to 4 minutes or it could be 3 minutes.

2) It goes over the official stoppage time if a team is currently attacking. So it’s up to their discretion and not at all official.

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I’m amazed that in basketball nobody has figured out how to intentionally throw a ball off of an opponent’s foot to get a stoppage in play and allow a substitution. Players sometimes sit for 3 or 4 minutes waiting to get in. Where are the basketball analytics people at?

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Reading fiction over non-fiction is like planting a ficus tree instead of a useful fruit tree

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@WCCSG_ Brian Poli-Dixon

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@SleeperCFB You can’t spell Nico without I-N

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Different rules for the Thunder I guess 😭

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@HaterReport If I wanted to see this much flopping I’d watch the World Cup

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SGA just fell down on the shot completely UNTOUCHED

This is the most SHAMELESS basketball player I've ever seen and the refs keep letting him get away with it

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As a neutral I can’t stand watching the @okcthunder. If I wanted to see that much flopping, I’d just watch the World Cup. The NBA needs to decide if they want to become a sport influenced by officiating or athletic ability.

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@Jolly_Olive At end you see him showing the difference between a contact hitter swing and a home run hitter swing. Hitting straight down for contact is faster but dropping your hands right before keeps the bat in the zone longer and you can get more lift on the level swing.

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@VinnysCorner1 Miguel Rojas a year or two from retiring of course

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@SportsCenter @UCLAFootball @RichEisenShow Cignetti immediately turned Indiana football around by winning 10 straight upon taking over after a 3-9 season. That convinced Mark Cuban to pay for Mendoza the next year. UCLA is also coming off a 3-9 season, but they will need a Mark Cuban level donor next year to do the same.

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@js9inningsmedia He was #85 when he was on the Dodgers. It’s only fitting this would happen on a day he pitches against the Dodgers.

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@MLB Shohei had a smirk but it still stings when a ball hits you on your tailbone

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@BigLeagueDigest If you ever played baseball you would appreciate how impossible that catch is to make diving backwards and still tracking the ball while turning your head 180 degrees. It wasn’t a bloop pop-up, that ball trajectory angle was lower. Technically the best catch ever.

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@fuzzyfromyt Or the other outfielders and middle infielders can stand in front of the centerfielder and create a human screen so the runner can’t see when the ball is actually caught.

But the best move is to pretend to bobble it because some runners don’t know and still wait on the bag.

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@Brink_Thinker AI slop. The blue car driving by at the 7 second mark suddenly disappears in thin air.

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@JomboyMedia If they just made it illegal to frame pitches that badly, then umps would have been more accurate and they never would have needed ABS

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@aakashgupta The tax on the winnings is another factor. State lotteries pool together money from poor people that would have otherwise circulated or been invested at a lower tax rate. Even the annual payments are likely over $1M/ year and most of that gets taxed at the highest tax bracket.

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The Lyrid meteor shower definitely peaked tonight. Wonder if the Perseids will be as good this year.