(Not) Jeff Hoffman

i’m not jeff hoffman.i’m GREAT at fantasy football, i love ranger suarez. bring back Scott kingery. nearly 650 elo. ousmane kromah diehard. James cook saved me

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

My name is Booman my name is not Jeff

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

Is there a correlation between hitting legs and getting extremely angry? Or are these cars just that fucking stupid and don’t know how to drive #fuckwaymotoo

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

They should announce Trial results the same way Maury would announce those dna results

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

They should make a no carb protien cereal that tastes good and has no sugar

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#flashbacktuesday #whynotmick

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@JoeySoppy75844 They’re not allowed to use thier feet to touch the ball, only thier hands

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@jtuck11 You a bad bitch??!??? Hit my DMs shawty

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

I need a girl with hella duckies in her jeep

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No bias. These are the all stars

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@kiddfrmNeptune @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ It’s college, it’s always like this. They’re 23 year olds using metal bats

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The thing with drinks🧃 that’s different is that you drink 🍹 them and it’s gone. But when you food🍱 it’s still there. Eating 🍽️ is not drinking 🍺…

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

CNN, Fox, Georgia v Miss St college baseball, Animal planet quad box… what an amazing gym I’m in

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

I need to wife up a Treesh before I’m bald #SOON #ASAP!

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

Guy who eats orange peels and adds Gs to random words:

I love the grind!

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

Adam silver needs to wear a toupee #twowrongsmakearight

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

I’m so happy UF is choking because I know FSU is going to choke soooooooo fucking bad one of these days. Gotta get my joy in now

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

Thank you Instagram. These are definitely the songs I am looking for. #FIXIT #lilb #twitterforiphoneonsafari #instagramunbased

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Billy Corgan looks a lot more like Norm Mcdonald than Bill Burr

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@EthanSi99758362 Cuz they didn’t reflect how I really feel. Irrational emotional thoughts that I can’t fuck with long term. Also can’t let my loved ones down

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

So glad nobody uses Twitter still. I just lost my mind for a bit and nobody saw it. #deleted #twitterforsafariforiphone #stilloutthewindow

[(Not) Jeff Hoffman @jeffhoffman23]

Young Kodak either had hella ghostwriters or is a lyrical genius