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I probably tweet about TV more than I should.

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Sorry I’m Late, I was Running My Mouth; A Memoir.

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How do I unsubscribe from all the anti-Hasan tweets appearing on my timeline?

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As someone with adhd who already feels that people take too long to get to the point, automated phone systems to get to a representative are hell.

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My whole life I wished for someone who would take care of me and now I have a person who loves to talk through everything and will surprise me with my favorite drink when something upsets me, and I am just… so thankful and sort of in disbelief that this is my life now.

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“Aw you saw her today?! I loved her, tell her I say hi next time!” - Me when I liked a coworker

“Oh, you saw her today? Yes, I did work with her.” - Me when I did not enjoy working with a coworker.

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@KristinaRex @LawyerYouKnow this feels so gross especially since she is officially not guilty, is this a normal thing for prosecutors to say?

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Hotels have been around for a while, you’d think Santa would’ve have had time to figure them out by now #airbnb #commercials

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I don’t know how to fully explain the absolute excitement I had when I figured out Brent Bailey is the hot Santa in the new target commercials and I don’t even know how to explain how obsessed I was with Emma Approved and anyway omg Brent Bailey

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Also I’m absolutely devastated by the election, the direction of the country, and the underlying (and overt) issues with all of this but this is my current coping mechanism.

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Captain Jason is one of the best supervisors I’ve ever seen on tv and possibly in life. #belowdeckdownunder

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I’m living for the drama on #BelowDeckSailingYacht and my boyfriend is living for Captain Glenn living his best life while the crew is off the boat 😂

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@freganmitts Bobs Discount Furniture. they are 2500-4000, and I think good looking and comfortable for that price range.

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The people pretending not to know how being biracial works, are the same people who know how European they are down to the exact percentage.

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“I thought you’ve seen this before.”
“I have! I remember some things. They just all happen to involve Steve.”
#StrangerThings

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Christa Miller is with out a doubt my favorite part of every show I’ve seen her in.

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The Marvels was hilarious and amazing and I loved every minute of it. Please make another.

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I think one of the hardest things about getting older for me is that my window for becoming a vampire seems to be getting smaller.

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When you focus on diversifying the applicant pool, you don't have to lower the standards. In fact, Duke Medical School's applicants' GPAs INCREASED as the school became more diverse.

And here's the thing: Even though the % of nonwhite students increased...

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I keep coming on to check to see if the #StardewValley update is live and getting distracted by the #KateMiddleton conspiracies. What a time to be alive.

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I know I’m years late to the Marvel TV shows but…. I am definitely going to need a season 3 for Luke Cage.

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“What Amazon purchase?!”
-me, looking at my email an hour after every Amazon purchase I make.