Jeff H

What could possibly go wrong?

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@ConradMcGorkin Helicopters 🚁

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

Adam Schefter has always been a hack

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

If you are one of the 60 million people in the path of the storm, and own a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide (CO) alarms.

One portable generator can produce as much CO as hundreds of cars. CO can kill in minutes.

https://t.co/nYPrfY9TGL

[AKIRA THE DON @akirathedon]

Boxing game Marcus Aurelius dropping the piano of sweet stoic reality on the head of a child

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@lizzieohreally I'll take the under

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@DreamPerch1 @KSeaboldt I said the same 😄

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

MLBs 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 14th ranked payrolls to start the season are five of the teams remaining

The rest of the teams are the AL Central teams

Royals (21st)
Tigers (24th)
Guardians (28th)

[Westport Flea Market @bestburgerkc]

$3 burgers for as long as we are playin BASEBALL!!

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@jstoner44 I was thinking this before he was on the cart yesterday

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed themselves to be endless

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@anne__rogers We took the tour in 2022 and the guide still told a story about you with a catcher's mask in the press box

[Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1]

As a redhead, this "Get sunburn, it's fine! The sun cannot cause cancer! Sunblock is bad!" discourse is truly one of the most insane things I have watched you people engage in.

[Rep. Sharice Davids @RepDavids]

Last year, after receiving many messages from folks with passport delays, @repcleaver and I asked @StateDept for a new passport agency in KC.

Today, the request was granted!

This will streamline the request and renewal process, making it easier and more efficient for everyone.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

MTV debuted closer to Pearl Harbor than to today.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@jazayerli Hear me out. If Renfroe was going to be like this, I'd have rather had the Royals spend that $ to re-sign Greinke...and let him play RF

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

Dog is John Wick

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

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[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Putin did this. The same Putin who Donald Trump praises and defends.

The same Trump who said:
“In all fairness to Putin, you’re saying he killed people. I haven’t seen that.”

[Jeff H @JeffinKCMO]

@KSeaboldt Got a car for teenager there a few years ago. They had 2 lots, one for cars below a certain price point and another above. Like prev comment, we felt like we paid fair value for the car we got. Nothing perfect at their price point, but that's more the car than the dealership.