Jeff Lidstone

Aspiring amateur ping pong announcer

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Vancouver Canucks. Heroes return home for Season 52.

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@TSN_Sports give your heads a shake. Firing @notontvotoole so executives can still make their bonuses. Embarrassing. Will miss you in the mornings Dan

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@NBA figure your ref situation out. Garbage turn out. #refsandPacers vs @Raptors

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@TAGGARTnTORRENS Air speeches are amazing bahds!!

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@NBA how is @KingJames allowed to play and carry a whistle... #lebroncansureblow #stripednumber23

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

Bon soir! @TAGGARTnTORRENS https://t.co/hxGwtMtBo9

[Frank Lévesque @FrankLevesque09]

HERE IT IS FOLKS. The biggest HR in preseason history with the great call by the one & only Rodger Brulotte. This means nothing... except if you’re a #Expos fan 🔵⚪️🔴⚾️ "On danse, On chante, le rêve est réalisé GUERRERO GUUUEEERRREEERRRROOOOO #Expos

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

#BellLetsTalk

[Doug Gilmour @douggilmour]

Heartbroken today. Few Canadians touched this country like Gord Downie. Thank you for everything you gave us. My deepest condolences.

[DeMar DeRozan @DeMar_DeRozan]

F SI...#ProveEm

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@reIatabIe Hahaha love it!!

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

Meaningless coincidence, yet pretty incredible: since the beginning of 2013, Jordan Spieth & Rory McIlroy are completely even in majors:

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Our love for T.O. & Canada is real.

Just ask @pdpatt. #WeTheNorth https://t.co/c9vJ78dXgS

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united 98.6°F is the normal body temp. I'd say your claims dept has made @lukepoirier's significantly higher #day98 #lukesluggage 😡

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united maybe you could find @lukepoirier his luggage like @cmcdavid97 finds the back of the net #lukesluggage #day97 #stillwaiting #97

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united look up #96 on urban dictionary. That's all I'm gonna say today @lukepoirier @davebrosknows #day96 #lukesluggage

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united maybe you need to update your baggage control software... Might help find @lukepoirier's luggage. #day95 #windows95 @davebrosknows

[Dan Brothers @danbrosgoes]

Hey @McIlroyRory, @united found your clubs, but @lukepoirier can't get his luggage after 3 mths! Can you give him a shout? Happy St. Paddys! https://t.co/bW2g1D5oMW

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united the Canucks lost in game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals in 94'. The stakes arent quite as high for @lukepoirier but still #lukesluggage

[Jeff Lidstone @jefflidstone]

@united @lukepoirier #periodictabletweets #uranium #92 #U #figureitoutUnited