jefflome 🇰🇪

A Slice of Mt. Zion is for Us.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@BahemaMaureen Hey, you have lost in this app. Hope you have been fine

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@MissLingard14 Kuna uwezekano Embarababa ni wenu? Just asking

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

At this point, If a lady texts you "How are you?" just reply with "I'm fine" and stop there. But if you have money you can add "What about you?" Kenyan women have no time checking on you for no apparent reason.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@Maryian96 Hakuna kutoka nje ya nchi Saa hii. Wait until we vote this regime out.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Sadly, some of you have friends who can't raise their hands to mention your name in a room full of opportunities because they secretly like it when they're doing better than you.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@kasimoh_Ke @MissLingard14 Yes kiongozi

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Karungo wa Thangwa ameamua kuanguka na Kithure kindiki. ATI yeye ndio anafanya shule zichokwe kwa kusema 'ni fire si fire' na saprano.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@rigathi @inoorotv Remember no one own mt. Kenya votes. Kama hatukusikia Uhuru 2022, ata wewe ukiendelea hivyo kujipiga kifua like you own us utashangaa.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@rigathi @inoorotv But nî urahitirie Ni Keira Kang'ata atige kiherehere. We need everyone on board bt seems hukufurahia venye alijoin Linda Mwananchi. It's like you wanted him ajoin DCP bt Kenya is a democratic country. I and my family were in dcp bt now nafuata Kang'ata Kwa Linda mwananchi

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Pale Pwani mambo Yamechemka! A daughter of Jezebel went on a hearing good staycation pale Pwani but instead of hearing good anachemshwa na joto akifunzwa na ulimwengu. The room she was given anasema ata heri angelala shimo la tewa ka mfungwa, the fun is is not funning, the blanket ati ni ile Vasco da Gama alijifunika nayo 1802 and the ambience can't make her ripe for the legend who is just silently watching his investment evaporate shirtless as the drama unfolds. The legend and Abebo's hands are brief but she wants Santorini experience. She's accusing mathe of being a kiwi-hearted witch who is jilas of her hearing good escapades. Huyu haogopi ata mathe anaweza mpeleka chini ya bahari usiku akachunge ng'ombe huko mpaka next year. Awuoro!

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@Hon_Njeri_Maina Mhesh, plz don't compare Football with Vitu za Dunia.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@Maryian96 Kufanya Nini church?
Hiyo mental slavery niliachanq nayo kitabo.
Am ama traditionalist

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@official_Gegeh He or she?

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@rigathi It's 3 hrs since uweke hii post. How many people have engaged? Niulize why? Your yesterday's utterance against Kang'ata was not good at all. Ati unasema aache kiherehere? Onawe riu Tiga kuona Tari we Wina uuge Wa kirima.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

You're a mature man. 97% of your stress should be about making money, elevating in life, and building your future. Not about who is not talking to you. Focus on your future, not your feelings.

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@osoroKE Huyu Gachagua anajionaa kama yeye ndiye mt. Kenya? Aache Huu ujinga

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Heavenly Father, we thank You for the gift of this new day. Guide our steps, bless our families, and grant us peace, strength, and wisdom. Remember the sick, the mentally disturbed, the jobless, and all those facing challenges. May Your grace sustain us. Amen!

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Kiongozi

[jefflome 🇰🇪 @jefflome]

@EmilySm43 Black and white love