Jeff Luhnow

Making the STORS great again one sabermetric at a time.

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

haha y’all are welcome

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

@maybef4n @jluhnow Bring JV back and tell ‘em they can send Forrest Whitley this time

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

💁🏻‍♀️

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Offering everyone extensions at the parade today. Drunk contracts >>>>

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

And you bitches thought we couldn't do it.

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Lol

[patrick @PatDStat]

¿Como? Sweep on those Mets. #ShootIt one time for the city of #Houston. #Astros (Original today)

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Welcome to Screwston @JustinVerlander #FOHHarvey #WorldSeriesTime

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Lmao what

[Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot]

Me waiting to hear from #AstrosTwitter...

[patrick @PatDStat]

¿Como? Remember me? Dallas and Giles shut this thing down? Snapped a 7 game losing steak too? #ShootIt #Astros

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

I wanted to give them Whitley, Tucker and Martes but apparently that was too much for them idk https://t.co/HGLYpxQ8NI

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Dodgers are unbeatable this year. I'm playing 4-D chess and saving all the #assets till next year

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Wtf https://t.co/nLVXv0tu6J

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Source: Darvish to #Dodgers

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Alright 1 hour left time to get to work and finish these trades

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

And you guys thought I wasn't making moves today 😎

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

They're not asking for enough prospects I'm trying to sell the farm here https://t.co/UIURbDeKuO

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Gotta let the Cubs sell their farm I'm playing the long con here https://t.co/qNbQH9S02U

[Jeff Luhnow @jefflosenow]

Deals already in place. Top secret though so don't tell anyone. Can't let the moves spill out before they happen https://t.co/5KK8gXI6wV

[just some old coach @hou_sprts_curse]

@dkdeberry @AstrosCounty @IdiotHinch @CrawfishBoxes @jluhnow @jefflosenow Winner of this game gets the other team's starting pitcher. Yes?