Jefferson Ouya Matewa

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[Jefferson Ouya Matewa @jeffmatewa]

But seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things will be added to you.
Matthew 6:33 ESV

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Kier Starmer issued an arrest warrant for me over a year ago.

I’m still free and he’s no longer PM.

I win :)

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

When Ruto lost Mt Kenya he came up with a plan: Plant 2 moles.

1. Moses Kuria
2. Ndindi Nyoro

Moses Kuria was not able to camouflage properly

He was quickly identified & went back to UDA

Ndindi Nyoro has been able to camouflage for the longest

But finally.....

[🍂 @tahyvr_]

the fact that he scored a hattrick the next game he played and celebrated this way 😭 he’s UNREAL 😭😭

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Politics has rounded off a professor to the nearest fool.

[Eminent 🇵🇹 @stayEminent]

The only time Thierry Henry touched a Balon dor was when he handed it to Cristiano Ronaldo

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

I bet Americans think us Europeans don’t work 😂

Little do they know the World Cup is so big for us we take all our holiday just for this

[buzor @buzor042_]

I really thought Man U fans were overhyping Cunha. That guy is an actual baller.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

UK’s PM Starmer joins the long list of world leaders who has been consumed by the Ruto’s Curse.

Next will be South African President and Canadian PM. Put your eyes!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s fund managers are holding a record Sh120 billion in cash, the highest ever.

Cash holdings have grown by 66% compared to last year as managers increase liquidity.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”

Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Most of my guys sports group chats have gone from “Yeah I’m not interested soccer is dumb” to “we need to rest Pulisic and all guys sitting a yellow against Turkey.” in a span of 2 weeks.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨NOW: Beautiful scenes at the end of Curaçao match as the entire team hugged the keeper after he made 15 saves in their 0-0 draw

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

"Thierry Henry can lecture Ronaldo on the World Cup because he was won it"

So I guess Marco Asensio can lecture Messi on Ucls because he has won more Ucls than Messi

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

We want Ronaldo to lift the World Cup.

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I’m dying, the camera cut to a beautiful Ivory Coast supporter with large breasts and the Telemundo announcers were dead silent for like 30 seconds

[Dadiseh @Dadiseh_Olwaga]

Kenya AFCON hata president apeane 10 million per win, kuna teams za Africa hatuwezi piga.
Ball inapigwa hapa World Cup 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

The same people that are praising Lamine yamal tap in goal would’ve criticize Ronaldo if he score same goal😂😂😂

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Many people think if you jump from a plane to an ocean or sea or lake you will survive because of water.

But it's the opposite. You will literally burst on impact. Water is incomprehensible. At high speeds, it's like concrete or rock.

[Kiberenge Jnr CPA @rma_kiberenge]

Sifuna is becoming the fulcrum of Kenya politics, just like Raila was. The youthful population countrywide want him on the ballot as a Presidential candidate. Every one contesting the Presidency is craving to have Sifuna as a running mate.