Jeff May

Occasionally making music, drawing stuff, and being Dad to two sets (count 'em) of twin boys. Formerly teaching Technology in the OCDSB.

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@PierrePolyester Anytime!

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@CrankPods @YouTube 'Tis only a flesh wound

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@MsCoolen Yup... Awesome feature!

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

Adapting to the new normal @ Ottawa, Ontario https://t.co/OzyYhQ7hs9

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

Waiting in a LONG line to get into Costco. Reminds me of a trip to Disney world for some reason...

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

Okay Hulio - Who is Rosie, why are you saying goodbye, and why is SHE the Queen of Corona?

What an unfortunate entry to have in the Spotify playlist I'm playing for my class right now...

(oh God - the next song is starting "Hello darkness, my old friend...")

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

This is actually my favorite TikTok

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

What doesn’t kill you needs to try harder.

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@ItsMeHenning The sheer outrage in the phrase "I've got blisters on my fingers!"

[Kimberley Flood @KimberleyFlood]

If you're serious about improving education, you'd make cuts by having 1 school board with an Anglo and Franco division. You'd read peer review literature that states e-learning & standarize tests damages rather than engages learning. Do your homework before cuts.

[JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise]

What was it like? https://t.co/kZcr2B1KWe

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@MikeMcC1962 Congratulations!

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@MikeMcC1962 @JesseBrown I'm sharing this with my children. They talk like this all the time. Wonder where they get it from.

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@onlydavesmith Ok Google

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@onlydavesmith I don't know how to help you with that yet

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

@CBCThisIsThat @kellykellyinc @thepatkelly @poldring @cgkelly This is what happens when the actual news is more outlandish than the "fake" news. How do you compete?

[OCDSB @OCDSB]

ALERT: All #OCDSB schools, program and administrative buildings including the extended day program and infant/toddler programs will be closed tomorrow, Monday, September 24, 2018. Read more: https://t.co/FntxQJBTMU

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

#OttawaOutage survival tip #2

I have an uninterruptible power supply hooked up to my computer that I turned off when the blackout started...

It has plenty of power to charge my phone.
Why didn't I think of this sooner...

[Matt Day @mattdaymedia]

I can’t be the only one who continues to walk into a dark room and thinks flicking the switch will produce light. #OttawaOutage

[Jeff May @jeffmay01]

My teenager's survival skills are impressive... One of the boys figured out that he could recharge his iPod by plugging it into the Chromebook we bought him for doing homework.

This is how we deal with the apocalypse. #OttawaOutage