Jeff McBride

A stand-up comedian in NYC.

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

@TonyHinchcliffe I watched the whole set bc maybe they did misrepresent the context. Bahahaha, holy shit did you struggle in front of these folks with "the best sense of humor." Here's a ChatGPT analysis of the "everybody" you made fun of via bias-confirming hackery. A Monica Lewinsky joke?!

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Will Smith saying he wants to be a vessel for love fifteen minutes after hitting a guy live on international TV and then getting a standing ovation is just an incredible summation of what Hollywood’s all about.

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

I think my favorite part of this whole thing is this other Will Smith playing along with it well he gets attacked!

#chrisrockwillsmith #Oscars2022

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

The Prince has a tantrum, slaps the jester, cries about it in a speech, and says god told him to do it. Of course, the court applauds. In 2022!

#Oscars2022
#willsmithchrisrock
#whatjusthappened

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

@AttitudeHolland I just received an order to the US, and it's the wrong item. Can you help me get this sorted out?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The media’s obsession with “balanced coverage” is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and fascism.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

If one guy stormed the Capitol because he thought Trump said to, maybe you just can blame him, but if an entire stadium of people misunderstood you in the exact same way, that s**t's on Trump.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

Part 2! #Capitol #ByeDon #Hello2021

https://t.co/dwv20AHbzP

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

An ode to the Capitol rioters on this new day! #Capitol #ByeDon #Hello2021

https://t.co/BibLBXRWFp

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Cruz. Hawley. Pirro. Dobbs. Pierson. Graham. Pence. Carlson. Cawthorn. Jordan. Gaetz. Gohmert. Ingraham. Tuberville. McCarthy. Guilfoyle. Greene. McEnany. Biggs. Gosar. Hegseth. Brooks. Giuliani. Don Jr. Lara. Eric. Donald Trump.

Today, we salute the Heroes of the Insurrection.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

1/10. The claim that Trump won the election is a Big Lie.

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

If this impeachment is another ”witch hunt,” then it's because the witch cast an evil spell on the castle in front of everyone that killed 5 people and backfired onto his eldritch orange face.
#TrumpInsurection #TrumpCoupAttempt

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

"I swear you could just see the fear all over his face"

Photographer Mel D Cole tells the BBC what it was like to capture the moment a police officer was dragged into the crowd during the riot at the Capitol https://t.co/WY6arFyfNa

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

MAGAt who stormed the Capitol: “You treat me like a f*cking Black person!”

These racist terrorists fully expected their whiteness to protect them from any consequences for their crimes, including murder.

#NoFlyList #TrumpInsurection #CapitolRiots

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

Watching today, I was surprised at how many self-guided tours of the Capitol were allowed before they were politely asked to leave. #whiteprivilege

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

It’s time to ban Members of Congress & other senior officials from owning or trading any company stocks while in office. They can put their savings in conflict-free investments like mutual funds, or they can pick a different line of work. #EndCorruptionNow https://t.co/UsEPBo4v9k

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The son of a car salesman and the daughter of immigrants will replace a racist trust fund baby and a homophobe.

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

Flown via helicopter to a top hospital for emergency oxygen and experimental drugs with a team of 20 doctors...yep, I remember all that from when I last had a tummy ache and the sniffles.

[Jeff McBride @jeffmcstandup]

Trump said, ”Nobody likes me, it can only be my personality."

That's like saying, "No body likes my shit cake. It can only my diarrhea frosting."
#NobodyLikesTrump