Jeff Not Geoff

judge me on my tweets. not my parenting

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

Only retweeting this so I can pin it

[goyoneta prime @gorymeraz]

@mannysdeli The only weather that matters is, wether you want it more.

[Sasquatch Vinnie @SasquatchVinnie]

Almost got No-Hit yesterday
Gave up 17 R (and counting) today

Embarrassing

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@jordijoints Taskmaster on YouTube

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@LIRIO_AG This is an A+ tweet

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

My Supplemental Draft Round 1 mock:

LV: -
NYJ: -
AZ: -
TEN: -
NYG: -
KC: -
WSH: -
NO: -
CLE: -
CIN: -
ATL: -
MIA: -
BAL: -
TB: -
DET: -
MIN: -
CAR: -
PHL: -
PIT: -
LAC: -
CHI: -
HOU: -
DEN: -
JAX: -
NE: -
SF: -
BUF: -
SEA: -

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Chiefsaholic watching Rashee Rice walk out of jail tomorrow:

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@Jassmini2 Just so you know, you suck

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

World Cup travelers watching Joey Chestnut

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@MattVerderame Adorable

[sarge @sarge____]

Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@3bo9x1

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@priceacarter 7:15,3:25,12. Night games are top tier

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

costco be like:

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@Stormi_luv

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@PolymarketBlitz I spent too long looking for a golf tee

[Jeff Not Geoff @JeffPars]

@shankap0tomus @ksenguptaa Who tf is Benjamin buckets 😂