Jeff Payton

Actor, Director, Producer

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

https://t.co/KGbzzRsNic #GoFundMe Almost there! No amount 2 small 2 help

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

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[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

The world is online. It’s easy to fall victim to the traps of “Insta-fame”. If you’re the parent of a young #artists or an aspiring #dancer, #actor, or #singer—I hope you’ll read this OpEd I wrote for @presspassla when I launched my 1st book!
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[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

3 hours in hair & makeup; catfights caught on camera; ghostwritten books & failed clothing lines; scandalous bankruptcies; habitual lies . . .
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or @realDonaldTrump?! 🇺🇸 @BravoTV @doritkemsley1 @KyleRichards @LisaVanderpump

[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

I’m an American in the U.K. Urged to return to home. I go to change my @AmericanAir ticket—they’re so generous; they “wave” the change fee & charge me $200 “fare difference” on a half empty flight from London to LAX. It’s nice to know capitalism thrives in a National Emergency.

[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

Apparently @realDonaldTrump’s “No excuses” motto is only directed at former Presidents? #CryBabyTrump #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus #StockMarket

[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

I love when conservative Christians claim to be American #Patriots & support @realDonaldTrump; he’s a true role model for all! #Sarcasm #MAGA #KAG

[Matthew Shaffer @funnyshaffer]

Hey #MAGA #KAG #Christian #Patriots, I know you’re in love w/ the Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump; but here’s what a real leader looks like: @PeteButtigieg

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

@funnyshaffer — congrats on a brilliant show!! w/kvpsummer @ Dorothy Chandler Pavilion https://t.co/PRUqmglswW

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

When you strike a pose w/ your family in front of Sleeping Beauty’s Castle and a random child jumps into the shot... w/ @funnyshaffer @ Disneyland https://t.co/jLDZXuc5M3

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Enlightening family experience. w/ @funnyshaffer @descansogardens @ Descanso Gardens https://t.co/k7Qg8ZH8a7

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Got my #chairpose SEAT for #hanselandgretel the incomparable @laopera!! Let the #holidays begin!!
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#igyoga #yogi #yogalove #yogamen #yogadaily #yogadudes #instayoga #yogainspiration… https://t.co/UfE1lABw4T

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

This is an absolutely heartless response. There aren’t even politics involved. Just good American families losing their homes as you tweet, evacuating into shelters.

[Pasadena Fire Assn. @PFA809]

Mr. President, with all due respect, you are wrong. The fires in So. Cal are urban interface fires and have NOTHING to do with forest management. Come to SoCal and learn the facts & help the victims. Scott Austin, Pres IAFF 809

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

98% of that CA land is Fed run and @realDonaldTrump cut the management funding. He is the cancer causing our illness. Make America WELL again!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Over the moon to see dearevanhansen in #la w/ @funnyshaffer ❤️❤️🙌🏻🙌🏻☺️☺️ @ Ahmanson Theatre https://t.co/8gdRiJNGO2

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Dreams come w/ @funnyshaffer in the #Redwoods; #HealingThroughYoga @ Purisma Creek Redwoods Open Space Preserve - North Ridge Trailhead https://t.co/rvfO6mq0yX

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Sometimes it’s an honor, just to have worked with Primetime Emmy Award nominated, incredibly funny, and super talented @anthonyanderson over the years!! #HangTime #NBC #ABC… https://t.co/o0lo8OD9jO

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Yoga Sutra 1.32.
“ for the prevention of obstacles, one truth should be practiced constantly.”
- Patanjali
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Thank you #shihtzu Lily for helping with my devotional.… https://t.co/5ayxt4T8KH

[Jeff Payton @jeffpayton]

Gotta say, I’m a BIG FAN of #healingthroughyoga to release expectations, and allow my creative spirit spirit to shine forward. How do you keep inspired, especially when faced with a new… https://t.co/nW5C77kYwQ