Jeff Provine

Writer, cartoonist, college prof, cynical romantic, movie-watcher, traveler of realms mystic and mundane.

[Stephen Koranda @stephenpkoranda]

This is going to be a fun meeting. I’ve always wanted to go on @JeffProvine’s Ghost Tours. Join me for stories of haunted Norman.

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

@tympanistam0 Thanks so much for coming out! It was such a great night!

[Tympan @tympanistam0]

@jeffprovine thanks again for the great story telling. My kid held onto every word.

[KOSU @KOSURadio]

If you're looking for a book to keep you up on a dark October night, check out one of these new releases from Oklahoma authors.

@jamesforokc
@JeffProvine
@RussellSCobb
https://t.co/dAIEXZAgjP

[The Only in Oklahoma Show @onlyinokshow]

@JeffProvine is signing copies of his new urban legend book.

The Lore - Norman today 4-8pm
The Floating Bookshop - OKC Oct 23 5-6:30pm
A Novel Idea Bookstore - Guthrie - Oct 24 6-9pm
Tulsa Comic Con - Tulsa - Oct 27 10-5pm

Check out his website - https://t.co/FuITMhlZSt

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

"Grampop, what was the Dollar Menu?"
"Oh, kids, there was once a day you could get a list of things each just $1: drink, sandwich, side..."
"Even sodium-enriched protein shapes?!"
"We called em chicken nuggets"
#vss365 #kerfuffle

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

@peterawolf @alt_historian I think about this a lot whenever people say, "oh, slavery was going to die out anyway with industrialization and tractors"

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

Me: I like math, 'cause it's fun, although I have problems getting my mind around topology
Class: ...
Me: See, that's funny because topology is about geometric objects and complex surface areas... to get my mind around
Class: ...
Me: This is comedy gold!

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

So, for Rosie on the Jetsons, did she come with a factory-mandated level of sassiness or was there a personality scale the family could set the sassy at? I like the idea of family members cranking it up or down like a thermostat depending on their preferences

[AlternateHist @AlternateHist1]

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by @JeffProvine November 7, 1685 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory James II Orders Survey of the 40th Parallel
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[Dennis Spielman @DennisSpielman]

Had a productive meeting at Yellow Dog Coffee with @JeffProvine as we outlined the work for our upcoming book, “100 Things To Do in OKC Before You Die.” Jeff and I have been contracted to write the new edition and we’re excited about we have planned.

#okc

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

"By capturing positrons and their positions, we can create an electromagnetic #remembrance of future data"
"We can actually SEE through time?"
"Yes, but due to the intensity, we need protective ocular filters"
"So the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"
#vss365

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

"We the United Terraformed Worlds, whom you called 'The Colonies,' hereby #sever relations with Mother Earth"
"You cannot do this! Our economies are intrinsically tied. We've invested untold quadrillions in you!"
"Shoulda got a receipt"
And the transmission went black
#vss365

[Laurie A. Conley @Busydrawing]

100 Ghosts: 46/100
#100daydrawing2023

[Jeff Provine @JeffProvine]

He gestured to the time-portal. "Behold, the far-off year of 2024!"
"Where are the flying cars? Where are the jetpacks? Where are the floating cities?"
"Look, the future is about more than stuff hanging around in the air... except all those carbon emissions"
#vss365

[💀Elford Alley💀 @ElfordAlley]

This anthology rules, people!

[AlternateHist @AlternateHist1]

#tweetfromalternatehistory @JeffProvine #what-if Caligula Christianized? October of AD 37 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus fell ill.
https://t.co/bNGKyQuNqz

[AlternateHist @AlternateHist1]

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by @JeffProvine 1759 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Battle of Quiberon Bay Ravages Royal Navy
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[AlternateHist @AlternateHist1]

#tweetfromalternatehistory #whatif by @JeffProvine Alpine town of Altdorf, modern day Switzerland - 1307 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory William Tell Misses
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[AlternateHist @AlternateHist1]

#tweetfromalternatehistory @JeffProvine #what-if Saul Steinberg's takeover attempt of Disney succeeded and he made tremendous moves slimming down the company? June 11 1984 #OnThisDay in #alternatehistory Walt Disney Company Bought Out by Corporate Raiders
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