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I knew my days at the company were numbered when the head of HR said they were eliminating sarcasm and cynicism, the pillars of my belief system.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

@GuntherEagleman The Mother: The boy's mother convicted of felony child neglect and weapons charges, got a prison sentence of nearly four years.
The Assistant Principal: Ebony Parker faced felony child neglect charges for ignoring warnings on the day of the shooting.
Teacher got $10 million

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

It's easier to keep them out than kick them out.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

I guess this is part of the 'everything is upside down' simulation. If it's your second house, by definition you use fewer NYC services than full-time residents. So of course you pay higher taxes.

"New York City’s pied-à-terre property tax surcharge on secondary homes..."

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

Nailed it.

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@Sophiaapmo Hello?
That's how kids learn about consequences before getting behind the wheel of a car

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

@Sadie_NC This is known as a bailment for mutual benefit. Under those conditions, the bailee (garage) owes the bailor ordinary care. Unless the garage had a reasonable belief that a hail storm was coming, they had no obligation to put the car indoors.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

I can't think of a better recruitment tool than the rescue of the downed Colonel weapons officer. Between that and raising the enlistment ceiling to 42 yoa the libs can shut up about a draft.

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@TonyLaneNV Totally depends on the traffic signals for the two drivers

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Mar a Lago

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Is this the same person?

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@Perry_smitzh skin

[Greatest Ever @GreatestEv81882]

@Meta fix this plz, give Matt Morse his account back because yall know this is bullshit!!! how you suspend an account because of a "repost"

[Matt Morse @MattMorseTV]

My Facebook page with 39,000 followers has just been permanently suspended for quoting Ilhan Omar, violating their "violence and incitement" policy.

Ilhan Omar can call ICE agents "terrorists" and "murderers," but if I report on it, I get suspended. Astounding.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

@MayMayspeaks I have two

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@elonmuskTehh7 9

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@ScottAdamsSays spent his life showing us how to live. Now he's using his death to show us how to die.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

Trey Gowdy would be good for the new Asst Atty General for fraud.

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

Can a car be considered a weapon?
Per Perplexity, "In the United States, there are roughly 41,000–43,000 traffic deaths per year in recent data, and worldwide there are about 1.19–1.2 million road traffic deaths per year"

[Say Hello to my Little Friend @jeffrey_storch]

Perplexity has a good summary of how to frame the MN ICE shooting:
The Court unanimously rejected the “moment-of-threat” rule. It was objectively reasonable considering all relevant facts and events leading up to the shooting or other use of force.​
https://t.co/zJdJtncCO4

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There it is