g free

Pippity poppity give me the zoppity.

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[aber @yeaenee]

hold up.. lets zoom in here

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Gonna meet god after this cosmic brownie

[g free @jeffreycelis_]

this depression shit is easy bro

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[g free @jeffreycelis_]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the 🐐 romcom

[g free @jeffreycelis_]

expectations low for these coming marvel films 😔

[I’m Mr. Brightside @_blue42]

Have a safe and Happy 4th everyone

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

Getting ready for Game 7 tonight… 🔒in!!! Happy Father’s Day

[Andy Signore @andysignore]

Yo @realamberheard we fixed your statement for you. No charge. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp Was Served!

[James @CaucasianJames]

dost thou mind if my week is favorable

[Shawn M Hiron @ShawnMHiron]

@DrinkAriZona AriZona Iced Tea and Costco Hot Dogs are the only constants left in this world.

[Pip @AbadAidan]

hi https://t.co/9UydFjnJfF

[We Are All Ben Simmons & Nico Harrison @awesomechillguy]

Why did he get up like this

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[Arjun Watane, MD @ArjunWatane]

[first day as an ophthalmology resident]

Attending: go grab lunch

Me: ok I’ll be back in 10

Attending: take 60

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.