Jeffrey

Twitter is a cesspool. I’m just here to bitch about shit every now and then, especially at the prodigious clusterfuck that is the #MTA.

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

@Todd_Spence Oh my fucking god!!!! Again with this bullshit? SHE. DID. NOT. IMPROVISE! EVER! How many times are people going to share this fucking fallacy?! Every single line in this scene was written in the script!
Also NO SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW WAS EVER IMPROVISED!

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

It’s summer 2026 and the shit stain that is the @MTA still can’t get its fucking act together.
Fire them all and start from scratch.

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

@notpopbase Why is there a 13 year old boy in the lower left corner square?

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

How sad that the once great @Sears has in recent years devolved into a cesspool of incompetent customer service. Today I received my washer/dryer warranty renewal, yet when I called to pay it, they said it expired 6mo prior and renewal is not an option! Their demise is welcome!

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Fixed it.

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

Ask yourself, if Biden was shot by a MAGAt, where supporters were killed/injured, what kind of statement would 45 make?

I think we all know the answer to that. So please spare me the kumbaya bullshit. Don’t let a grazed earlobe distract you!

DEMOCRACY IS STILL IN PERIL!!!!

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

@RobkReacts @pizap I pay for the app and I have nothing but problems with it. From past projects disappearing without me deleting them, to the website never loading properly, etc - I'm not renewing my subscription. I need to find a better alternative. And its cust serv is shit too.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Fox News enrages its MAGA viewers by cutting away from a disastrous Trump speech as right-wing host Neil Cavuto trashes Trump's lies, saying that he's "entitled to his opinions, he’s not entitled to his own set of facts."

But it gets so much worse for Trump...

"I mean no offense to him or some of you might want to continue to hear him but I did have to say that even though the former president is entitled to his opinions, he's not entitled to his own set of facts," said Cavuto, as Trump's face was reduced to a small box on the side of the frame.

"The market has indeed been going up but having nothing to do with him and everything to do with this aggressive cut in interest rates or just a hike in interest rates, it has stabilized inflation," Cavuto went on.

"And of course the whole artificial intelligence phenomenon that has benefited Nvidia and a host of companies that are making moeny hand over fist so that — whether you want to give Biden credit for that — it has nothing to do with Donald Trump," he said.

But Cavuto wasn't done there. He unleashed a string of brutal fact-checks, tearing through Trump's pathetic stream of lies and popping the insulated information bubble that Fox News voters live in.

"Furthermore, he mentioned about gas prices out of whack, $6 a gallon. The national average right now is $3.26 a gallon," said Cavuto.

"He went on to talk about the 2020 election and how that was rigged," added Cavuto. "This has been adjudicated many many times, dozens of times. It's been investigated by everyone and his uncle no fewer than forty-four investigations launched, some of them by judges that were picked by Donald Trump himself that found no evidence of that in the seven battleground states where most of them were focused."

Wow. If not even Fox News — a network that exists solely to pump out conservative propaganda — is turning against Trump's lies, he is in serious trouble come November.

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[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

@AMCPlus - you HAVE to raise the Forced Narrative captioning on your programming! It’s extremely frustrating that I can’t read subtitles because the FN covers the lower screen! Do you not care for your hard-of-hearing viewers?! (E.g Monsieur Spade)

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Wow. So Trump declassified some Russia documents on January 19, 2021, then took the binder home without waiting for FBI redactions. Grassley demanded to see them in October, not realizing Trump had them. Somehow Russia got them and people started disappearing. The binder is still "missing." Ask Putin for it, @ChuckGrassley. https://t.co/s3ug98kCbY

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

you're telling me ...
— the Jan 6 insurrection was antifa and FBI
— but it was also BLM
— but it was peaceful, just tourists blowing off steam
— but we can't have an investigation
— because that would make Republicans look bad?
— also we're blurring their faces so you can't identify them, because reasons
— which makes no damned sense, because if they're antifa and FBI, wouldn't you want to identify them?

listen up, stupids: you people are fucking nuts and this is why no one takes any of your bullshit seriously

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

George W. Bush was told "bin Laden determined to strike in US" and his response was to go on vacation.
Donald Trump was told that covid would kill millions and his response was to go golfing.
Bibi Netanyahu had advance warning of Hamas's plans to kill Israeli civilians and his response was to do fuck-all.
hey world, aren't you tired of electing incompetent right-wing assholes

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
you told us Hunter Biden was corrupt. fine, we said, show us the evidence.
so you showed us pics of Hunter Biden's dick. dick pics are not evidence.
your whistleblowers made a bunch of allegations. but they didn't have any evidence.
then you deposed Devon Archer. he said he had no evidence. you lied about it and told everyone the opposite.
then you angrily DEMANDED that Trump-appointed prosecutor David Weiss be made Special Counsel. 33 Republican Senators said so in signed letter to Merrick Garland.
and so Merrick Garland named David Weiss Special Counsel and you all had a huge fucking meltdown about it and said that wasn't good enough.
and then Hunter Biden VOLUNTEERED to testify in PUBLIC under oath and you TURNED HIM DOWN because you know you don't have shit on him.
and THIS is why you're all a bunch of unserious grandstanding dipshits and not one person outside of the Fox News bubble takes any of you seriously. it's time to cut the shit and show us your fucking evidence

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

@AmazonHelp I called to return damaged order. Was told not to, but ALSO told that in order to get refund, I need to send a copy of my GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID! How can this POSSIBLY be true? Sending my PERSONAL ID info for a $20 refund (I didn't)? Tell me this isn’t true.

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

Kinda bummed that @AMCPlus is streaming @BBCAMERICA’s grossly edited version of the current @TheGNShow season. In the past, they streamed the uncut, seamless @BBCOne eps. Why am I paying premium $$ for AMC+ to watch chopped up content?

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

Dog shit + bull shit will still = shit, no matter how you smell it. #FedEx is the worst. And you know why? Because we have no choice but to use them! So they’ll continue to be a shit company, no matter how many tweets, calls or complaints. They don’t give a flying fuck.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden and Joe Biden were just found to have lied on bank and insurance applications. Their businesses will now be dissolved. Forbes also estimated that Biden got over $5.4m from China while president.

Oh, oops. That was the Trumps: Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr. and Former President Donald Trump.

Meanwhile the GOP is trying feverishly to find business wrongdoings by Joe Biden, of which I have yet to see any. Their worst piece of evidence is that Hunter, who was living with parents at the time, used his parents address to receive a bank wire to his own account.

[Russ Baker - Editor in Chief, @WhoWhatWhy @RealRussBaker]

@ChrisDJackson Just saw that Trump supporters are threatening to leave the country if he is convicted. 1st thought: that's fantastic news. 2nd: do they have valid passports? 3rd: What other country would they actually feel comfortable in -- and which would take them? 4th: that's fantastic news

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[Jeffrey @jeffreychrist]

Fucking #Sears! I ordered 2 parts for my dryer via #SearsPartsDirect, and 3 TIMES my order was CXd w/o notice. I only found out WHEN CHECKING THE STATUS! Oh, I was charged though, so I had to call their CS IN INDIA and it was madness trying to communicate. SAY NO TO @SEARS!