Jeffrey Glaser

Maker of edits, friends, & babies

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@TomShady300 “You played. You lost. You want your money back.” Nailed it

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@mikedaniels101

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This is Zeke. Whenever he’s super good he gets a watermelon snack. So excited he forgot to blink. 14/10

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@JimmyMotMot @saucemott 👏👏👏

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There’s a 92% chance 75% of these people are related to @GrahamSkipper

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@GrahamSkipper

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@jfj4 Honestly not sure I need to watch Thrones tonight. Just filled my quota of epic for the day.

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@GrahamSkipper Yeah I mean the only way you’d be cool enough to go to a NIN concert was if Jordann drug ya (pun intended). You clearly went to a MMBT show so that lowers your NIN percentage to nil.

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@Foxworth24 @TonyReali owes you a face time.

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@Gladwell @Si_Adler @McEwenAnnie @pushkinpods @Radiolab @JadAbumrad

Which is it? Cosmic rays or driver error? Let’s hear a meeting of the minds. Do we need Michael Lewis to ref?

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@FrankieFaison @nbc @nbcthevillage Frankie you hanging out in Gavin Elster’s office?

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@GrahamSkipper From one ram to another here’s a lesson on goats. If you’re excellent you can be the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) or if you choke you can be the goat (scape goat). For instance Drew Brees is the G.O.A.T. which makes Romo the...

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@villagewriters @nbcthevillage I always say come for @MichaelaMcManus stay for the assistant editing 😜

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@TVjeffreyglaser One could argue its gotten worse. Though I think we’re looking at correlation not causation.

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@GrahamSkipper Totally irrational fear followed by unparalleled act of stupidity. Smells like Grahambo to me.

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@KaynaWhitworth @RhettNFL #ChoppedLiver

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@iamJJBJ @TheAtlantic @WWBDDoc You what did not bring the production team joy, the shoulder mount broke very early into the camping trip so they had to shoot truly handheld.

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I got to be a very small part of a very sweet doc that @TheAtlantic just published. Shout out to my friend Jonathan Keijser (@WWBDDoc), the talent behind this piece. Don’t watch b/c my name is at the end. Watch b/c it will make feel good about the world.
https://t.co/8Ryxh8wUIo

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@GrahamSkipper To be fair you guys met crawling through a giant vagina on stage so it’s kind of fitting.

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@KaynaWhitworth @MarieKondo @RhettNFL These bring me so much joy