Jeff Old

Memphomaniac.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@eFFUT Great great song. This explains Will like nothing else.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Lmao

Trump at 6:00PM: “I made Iran open the Strait of Hormuz. NATO countries are calling me begging to help coordinate.”

Spain at 6:10PM: “That’s a lie. He never called us. He is still living in delusion.”
Ten minutes.

They couldn’t even let him finish the speech. 😭😂

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@eFFUT AI doing all the heavy lifting these days.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina.
"These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless.
"And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House.
"The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt.
"Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too.
Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now."
- Charles Pierce

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@Scavino47 @WhiteHouse What a farce.

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@SaulStaniforth Except in Minnesota.

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@patriottakes lol

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@Hot_Pepper76 Love it. The video is very cheese pie but the song is wonderful. Separate it from the video and you get a perfect pop song with a memorable melody.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: More evidence that the DOJ HAS REDACTED Trump’s name from the Epstein files.:

First image redacted in file release
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Second image is the original.

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@Grizz_Lead #ROY

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

"You got a flag you're supporting a felon, we're all doing ridiculous stuff today!"

Please RT this video so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to troll MAGA and Trump!

[Playoff MEM @PlayoffMem]

ESPN's NBA Rookie Rankings:

1. Cedric Coward
2. VJ Edgecombe
3. Kon Knueppel
4. Dylan Harper
5. Ryan Kalkbrenner
6. Cooper Flagg
7. Will Richard
8. Sion James
9. Collin Murray-Boyles
T-10. J Fears & D Queen

[Michael Wallace @MyMikeCheck]

Through 10 games, Coward leads all @NBA rookies in total points, is 3rd in rebounds, 4th in made 3pointers and 4th in minutes.

Coward credits his versatile impact so far to support and confidence @memgrizz front office, coaches and teammates have shown during his transition.

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@pointmadebball #ROY stuff.

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@geoff_calkins My only beef with Coach Cal in the wake of his departure was the shot at a National Championship we all thought might happen. Redemption for 2008 got torn away.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

AFTER I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, CRUSHED TRUMP IN COURT AGAIN, DONNY RELEASED HIS MEMOIR ON LOSING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE CAN READ OR WRITE BUT CONGRATULATIONS. AND DONNY REMEMBER, IT'S NOT HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOSE, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AND LOSE AGAIN. THANK YOU - GCN

[Jeff Old @jeffreyold]

@kevin_nealon When Does the Fun Start

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.