Brendan

And then i said, that's not a horse! That's my wife!

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Cha ching 💰

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[Brendan @jeffries00090]

There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

@twentyonepilots you should check out our fan made car radio vid. Hope we did it some justice! https://t.co/kJEqzMFJUz

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

2nd amendment changed from the right to bear arms to the right to tree farms #newweedlaws

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

The blazin' wing challenge at BWW is now the the Blaze it challenge #newweedlaws

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Still the best one 😂 https://t.co/MvCaVSG0nL

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

Because if you're not your own best friend then nobody is

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

It must be frustrating trying to do what you can to prevent more deaths and having people hate you for it...

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

It's amazing, comcast and microsoft are tied for the worst company in existence.

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

Why do I love Elf? Zooey Deschanel is an angel! How can you not love her??

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

"Starbucks removed Christmas from their cups because they hate Jesus" Joshua Feuerstein. ...seriously? That's your argument?

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

Miranda Lambert looked too upset for me to bear tonight :( She should just come hang out with some people who luff her. Cheer up Miranda!

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

I hate that we have a society of people that think they know how to run a country or know the truth about something they know nothing about

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

I don't understand why some people try and make you feel bad for doing a good thing for someone. For helping someone in need.

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

GOAL! LET'S GO CAPS!

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

Nothing starts off the day like a mediocre cup of coffee! Heck. Make it an even two!

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

There's definitely something good about not feeling like you wasted half the day sleeping.

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

Why, yes! As a matter of fact I DO love to sparkle! http://t.co/qAcUus2N7Q

[Brendan @jeffries00090]

New TV for a new semester. http://t.co/qlUoRkPlzq