Jeff Withey

Microbiology professor, #teamdiarrhea. Detroit sports fan. The rest, it’s just, like, my opinion, man.

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@WMRR_too @IffyTheDopester The Randy Smith era was disastrous. After he was fired their record was reasonable and they went to two WS. Ilitch was always willing to spend money on free agents, he just had a shitty GM for 10 years.

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@HeyItsMeHobie @Local4News Lots of phantom fouls called against Detroit

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@parmita There was no such thing in 1977. DNA sequencing was done by hand, running gels. The first automated sequencer didn’t come out until 1987, using 1970s methods. Next gen sequencers appeared a decade later. There has been constant progress, all of which “changed biology”

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

The next Dan Brown novel will feature Prof. Robert Langdon trying to uncode the Concur travel system and unlocking Canvas from a ransomware attack by the Illuminati

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@NGrampa304 @SixthManShow We’ve been here for 40 years fuckwad

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@OleTimeHardball He’s better than many 2B already in the hall

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@AtoZ_Payton ESPN is a clown show

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@atrupar She cannot legally practice medicine

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@atrupar The Casey Means who never finished her residency and is not licensed to practice medicine? Shocking.

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@freep “Might?” They absolutely must

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@ThatEricAlper Roachman

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@RetractionWatch @MicrobiomDigest That paper was obviously horseshit from the second it came out. Still can’t believe it got past reviewers and editors

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@haider1 @MCHammer This is nonsense

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@AtoZ_Payton Enjoy that concussion!

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@timothycbates This is complete and total nonsense and shows you have zero understanding of evolution and molecular biology

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@IYKbaseball @IffyTheDopester I do agree his other pitches are nasty but he just hasn’t put it together in a way that works

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@IYKbaseball @IffyTheDopester A 100 mph fastball with little movement is Matt Anderson, not an ace.

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@IYKbaseball @IffyTheDopester His fastball is very hittable and his stats above AA are thoroughly mediocre.

[Jeff Withey @JeffriesFreeway]

@baseballinpix Those were the best hot dogs on the planet