Jeffrey Hickok

Lifelong Browns, Indians and, not so much now, Cavs fan. Golden's owner. Libertarian

[ROSIE RIVETED @ROSIERIVETED1]

@ChuckGrassley

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@crockpics Don Felder not Joe Walsh

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

https://t.co/4SIAULhruT

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@egoldie80 Do you think it is possible that he is playing these betting markets?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"See? Column 26 proves it." https://t.co/VF7RQdppab

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@crockpics Mark Knopfler maybe??

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

How did we get here?

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

MCCONNELL releases a photo - and statement.

“To my fellow Kentuckians – 

“When you elected me to a seventh term and made me our Commonwealth’s longest serving Senator, you did so trusting that I’d keep showing up to fight for you every day. And over the past several weeks, Elaine and I have appreciated both your well wishes and your honest questions about what was keeping me away from the Senate.

“You all know how folks of my generation often hesitate to share the vulnerability that comes with growing older. Even in the public eye, I feel that same instinct – I can’t help it.

“But at the same time, I’ve had more than my share of experience with physical vulnerabilities. Surviving childhood polio meant spending my entire life with mobility challenges. They haven’t exactly gotten easier to manage with age. And last month, I took a fall which landed me in the hospital.

“My doctors have confirmed that I didn’t break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn’t have a heart attack or a stroke. I don’t have any tumors or hemorrhages. But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I’ve also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia.

“I can assure you that I’ve been a good patient. At my age, I tend to do what my doctors tell me to do. I’ve submitted to every test they can think of to help figure out what caused this incident. And I’m continuing to do everything they ask to speed my recovery. In fact, with signs of continued progress, I’ve been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center where I’ll keep regaining my strength.

“As much as it frustrates me, this process takes time. And on the advice of my doctors, I won’t be able to return to the Senate floor to vote quite yet. But rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from the Senate business that matters to you. I’ve been working closely with my legislative staff on current issues, and with my Kentucky team who help me provide timely constituent services across our Commonwealth. I’ve also been keeping in touch with my Senate colleagues on the appropriations process, midterm politics, and everything in between.

“You’re right to expect your representatives to work hard for you. And part of my decision to retire at the end of my term this coming January was being honest about the demands of Senate work. But I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do.

“I’ll keep working hard to get back on the Senate floor as soon as possible. And I’ll keep you posted on the progress of my recovery. Until then, I’m so grateful for your prayers and well wishes.”

[President Dr RollerGator MVIP PhD @drrollergator]

BREAKING: MITCH MCCONNELL'S FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE GOING 2 THE HOSPITAL

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@TonyGrossi Maybe the casino we voted for

[The American Storm @BigJoeBastardi]

These are not heat indices, but actual temperatures. Let that put some perspective on how bad the 1930s were. Only 6 states have had their record highs set since 2000

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@BretBaier What is going on with the front entrance of the White House?

[Jeffrey Hickok @jeffro418]

@johnrobertsFox Lantern fly. It will get worse

[TMZ @TMZ]

Phil Mickelson allegedly showed a photo of erect penis to golfers wife. https://t.co/XkwtAvBlHL

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

phil is piece of shit but paying a kid in the pro shop $500 to drive around the course bc his wife would check his location is an insane power move

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Anyway