Jeff Rohalla

Co-Founder of Videospan. | Posting funny thoughts as they come to me.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

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Short Clip

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Test Post!

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Hello, World

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Why doesn't anyone talk about Nostradamus anymore? He used to be such hot shit when I was a kid.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@MetaforDevs Seems like reviewers are having trouble testing our integration without test users, but your docs state we can't create test users (https://t.co/qpx4FiZkrx). We're caught in an endless catch 22 and need someone to intervene!

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@MetaforDevs @Meta Not to mention the fact that every other review the reviewer tells us to do things that are strictly called out NOT to do in the review docs.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@MetaforDevs @Meta We've been going back and forth for 3 weeks trying to get our App Review Request approved, but you change your mind with every review.
And now you reject us because you "Couldn't fully review the content" with no information on what is "wrong." Our app works.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@MetaforDevs @Meta You have access. Tell me what the issue is (not just using useless boilerplate) or approve us. Also you app review chat bot is an embarrassment and you need to fix it or remove it from the page.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

Daisy jones and the six is really just going to pull a HIMYM on me?

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@smilepaige Welcome to the neighborhood!

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

Do you think web apps know that I'm a millennial based solely on the fact that I hit ctrl + s after every sentence I type? I wonder if this is a universal millennial thing or if it only applies to those of us who were burned one too many times by Windows 95.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@blueapron Do you hate money? Every time I try to redeem one of the offers you mail to my house, your website tells me to go fuck myself. No literally of course, but that's what it feels like.

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

@_sarajean I support it

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@tweets_by_mady I'm intrigued. Do you use both, or have you switched?

[Jeff Rohalla @jeffrohalla]

Audio Book Narrator: *Pronounces a word wrong*
Me (smugly):

[Videospan @videospan]

🚀❤️😍 The first Braid users are live.

We’re building something big. This is how it starts.

[Videospan @videospan]

💻🤖😍 As we get our first beta users up, we have to show love to our co-founder @jeffrohalla. DevOps gets us from source code to to happy users quickly.

Jeff Rohalla made a masterpiece. It's the reason we can to rapidly iterate and make a great product based on your feedback!

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[Videospan @videospan]

Braid It inc open for business thanks to our friends @Chase