⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️

hot tea and wine

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Siri should have a “valley girl” voice

“Hey Siri how’s the weather”

“It’s saoooo cold omg”

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

If the government can shutdown then why can’t I

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@jbrunss You don’t know my life. Try running 8 miles and then get back to me

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@jbrunss You’ll last a week.

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@Lizzshaw @tanisham93 @billy_kammerman I’m doing this!!!!!! 🎉

[Ann Mark @annmarkk]

My first!!!!! College!!!! Exam!!!! Was magical 🌈💫 D is for Degree amiright

[Beer Pressure @beerpressureco]

college student timeline:

thanksgiving

pure fucking chaos

christmas

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@KatsCandyStore I️ get turned on by people calling me a bitch

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

Remember when @k_oakes called the bars to see if they’d stay open an extra hour with the time change. #theydont

[d r e w 💫 @drupiterr]

Spooky season is over back to being depressed.

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@k_oakes You got me there

[⚓️Jeff Dennis⛵️ @jeffry_blake]

@k_oakes I think it’s one holiday. Not multiple