jeff morrow

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@DawsonMorrow2 Upon examination I feel like this falls apart.

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@DawsonMorrow2 Nice vocabulary you almost have.

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@DawsonMorrow2 I didn’t find your account. You read me a “hilarious” tweet this morning. Think twice before you put your business in the streets.

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@AtotheKtotheK I put on a sport oat. My sons says,"wait, I thought that was mom's jacket. #fashionassasin

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@AtotheKtotheK Matt Dawson: "dude it's Christmas Eve we should play Left For Dead 2. Not Left For Dead 1, super douchey."
#peterpan

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@AtotheKtotheK Harper:"Santa is over the Great Lakes. I just googled it." #different world

[The Associated Press @AP]

As fulfilment of 20-year dream, Dutchman launches scale replica of Noah's Ark: http://t.co/JjZSAX88 -RAS

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@AtotheKtotheK we are wrestling conduct codes. Oh, I thought you said condom codes. Ahh, faculty meetings.

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@AtotheKtotheK did you know that if Samford doesn't have a book you need you can actually get it from another library? #blue lights

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Does the spiritual body metaphor break down? Because my spiritual ankle feels sprained.

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@LaurenPopkowski A loungejust for learning? Mind. Blown. #nacacspeaked

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Kirk Brennan. Class act.

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USC will roll tonight. Reverse jinx now in effect.

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Levity, brevity and wisdom dispensed by my man Heath Einstein.

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Historically, monumental policy decisions have been hammered out at Bubba Gumps. See bathroom stall wall for evidence.

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USC mentioned in candidate session regarding full page ad in Washington Post. Is SC in the room?

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I apologize to all of the PDA holes in my life I love this phone

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@ttrainm tweet that. Tweet that ish.

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Wine cub with my people. Am I old? Love the band because they didn't plug ish in.

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Dawson Morrow (7 years old): sweet will there be rides?