Jeff Sipe

Graphic Designer, Musician, & Procrastinator Extraordinaire. Advocate of Sweet Hangs.

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Someone: "Hey, Jeff... Wanna go get some French fries?"

Me: (งツ)ว

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I just realized that when I say things like “I’m not gonna worry about that right now”, what I really mean is that I’m not gonna try to figure out a solution right now. I will absolutely be worrying about it right now, later today, tonight, tomorrow, and for several days to come.

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@LandonSheely Less than half of 0.001% of all bands have a single song worth listening to.

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@ohhnneptune "I don't care that you broke your elbow." - Not A$AP Rocky

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@LandonSheely Did you have this saved in your Drafts for 3 days?

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The invention of the Progress Bar:

"Let's display an animated bar whenever the computer is doing a task; Give the user something to look at."

"Oh, cool.. And it will accurately signify how much progress has been made, and how much is left?"

"Let's not get carried away."

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Sportsfans will often use words like “us” and “we” when referring to their favorite sportsteams, and words like “you guys” when talking to their friends about THEIR favorite sportsteams.

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@danielnduquette "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." - Steinbeck

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@BGBow_

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Murphy’s Law says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole’s Law says that cabbage and mayonnaise are a good combination.

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@BGBow_ Scream is fun and self-aware. IKWYDLS is pretty melodramatic. Scary Movie is very dumb and sort of fun, but you probably need to see the movies being parodied to fully appreciate. It’s basically the plot of Scream with fart jokes.

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@TrevorSweeney

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@BGBow_ Don’t be fooled by these rocks that I got, I’m still - I. Am. STILL - Jeffrey from La Crosse.

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@LiveInKitchen @LandonSheely The hardest part about getting your tongue pierced is waiting for it to heal to chug a bottle of Surge.

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@LandonSheely My favorite thing about this is that there isn’t a SINGLE gasp of shock or disapproval. Just laughter, clapping, and encouragement.

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@LandonSheely How do you have time to get your assault rifle, but not to put on some flip flops or something? Do you keep your guns by the door? Do you keep your shoes in a different wing of the mansion? The people need answers, Jacob and Darlene.

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@LandonSheely .... While barefoot.

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@robbiexor Another 21 new cases today. Yowza.

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@LandonSheely Like when Dave I-Have-9-Tribal-Tattoos Navarro tells a 20+ year tattoo veteran that he’s not “feeling” their composition?