I just realized that when I say things like “I’m not gonna worry about that right now”, what I really mean is that I’m not gonna try to figure out a solution right now. I will absolutely be worrying about it right now, later today, tonight, tomorrow, and for several days to come.
The invention of the Progress Bar:
"Let's display an animated bar whenever the computer is doing a task; Give the user something to look at."
"Oh, cool.. And it will accurately signify how much progress has been made, and how much is left?"
"Let's not get carried away."
Sportsfans will often use words like “us” and “we” when referring to their favorite sportsteams, and words like “you guys” when talking to their friends about THEIR favorite sportsteams.
@danielnduquette "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." - Steinbeck
@BGBow_ Scream is fun and self-aware. IKWYDLS is pretty melodramatic. Scary Movie is very dumb and sort of fun, but you probably need to see the movies being parodied to fully appreciate. It’s basically the plot of Scream with fart jokes.
@LandonSheely How do you have time to get your assault rifle, but not to put on some flip flops or something? Do you keep your guns by the door? Do you keep your shoes in a different wing of the mansion? The people need answers, Jacob and Darlene.