j. slade

gamer & guitar player

[j. slade @jeffslade]

I like to picture the recording of Modern Love starting like this:

[David Bowie] Do I have time for a cig before we start vocals?

[Producer] Sorry, we're in a rush. You have to stay in so we can get this done. *records*

[DB] *mutters into microphone, not knowing it's rolling*

[j. slade @jeffslade]

@SwedishB3rry @iPokeNinja So I accidentally replied on my cat's account (don't ask) but yes, please add Berry, thank you! :) 🙏

[swedishb3rry @SwedishB3rry]

STARTING SOOOOOOOON! twitch(dot)tv/swedishb3rry

[j. slade @jeffslade]

Back to Solaris https://t.co/HbXswIZ07v #twitter via @twitter

[j. slade @jeffslade]

Memory Program Report https://t.co/DdPB4sjK9C #twitter via @twitter

[swedishb3rry @SwedishB3rry]

NEW 🍂*fall*🍂limited-edition b3rry hoodies are available now!!! https://t.co/BPQTXnrnxg

[swedishb3rry @SwedishB3rry]

Hi @MarvelRivals , I don't have the 10K subscribers requirement to apply for your partner program, but I have dedicated my soul to your game, and have reached incredible audiences organically when your drops are enabled on Twitch.
Pretty please can we make an exception 🥲🫶

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The old year is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time for silly hats.

[j. slade @jeffslade]

@GameOverGreggy To play devil's advocate: if you start that, companies will stop calling it DLC and start charging full price or more for it. Granted a lot of DLC isn't cheap already but that wouldn't help I'm sure.

[FireMonkey @FireMonkey]

LEGO Fortnite Star Wars Pass

[j. slade @jeffslade]

To the tune of Call Me Maybe, sung to a recently fed boi screaming for further sustenance:

"Hey I just fed you
And this is crazy
But here's some cat treats
So calm down maybe?"

#Cats #CatsOfX

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Everything We Know About Jake Paul Boxing Mike Tyson https://t.co/iOX9Umy5DP

[RedMufflerMan | Gordon Williams @RedMufflerMan]

God this post is still evergreen...

[j. slade @jeffslade]

@anchorhowl

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

[j. slade @jeffslade]

@anchorhowl

[Bruce Springsteen @springsteen]

Loosely imagined as a series of vignettes taking place during one long summer day and night, "Born To Run" introduced "characters whose lives I would trace in my work ... for decades," Bruce wrote. The landmark album arrived on this day in 1975.

[j. slade @jeffslade]

@suchanadorer Baby boi awwww, that's adorable! 🥰🥰🥰