My T Sharp☮️🐠⭕️

a Scooby-Doo Death Metal for Kids album would go Double-Platinum. Crickets don’t bang below 55 degrees.

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@LaraLeaTrump Your father-in law will! now consider you a “loser” and an embarrassment.

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@elonmusk So professional

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@HoodJamPhan The Low Sparks Of High-Heeled Boys

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@RonFilipkowski @MichellesDude Which golf hole will the funeral be held?

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@MikeSgroi21

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@KenKrantzComic Your tooth fairy is a slacker

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@nytdavidbrooks You were forced to buy a $60 glass of Scotch?

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@apemanLIVE 😂😂😂

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@mrdavehill Cameo was great. Re: Lisa/Dunellen/cat sitting, etc. thank you!

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@JazzIsPhish First Tube

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Has anyone explained to Herschel Walker that “run-off” doesn’t mean what he did to his kids?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Right. And two impeachments wasn’t enough.

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@blackoutpete A

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@MarshaBlackburn Is $2/gallon a campaign promise or will we need another pandemic to wipe out a half million Americans?

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@MarcCalderaro Dear Twitter,
Love button please.

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@DrGJackBrown Nerds are confident and don’t give a fuck.

[chuck the wöök @wook_chuck]

Phriendly reminder that this exists, and holy shit I’m so thankful it does.. 🐐 @treyanastasio @phish

[Phish Phashion @PhishPhashion]

How I imagine Trey orders his cappuccinos in super-noisy cafes.

#phish

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@RennerLynette1 @greg_price11 Amazing logic. 🙄

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@DrGJackBrown Nobody Drops Soap Better Than Me