Jeff

Dad

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

Ps sorry to the UPS guy that has to pick up these half disintegrated boxes. We both got Triple B’d.

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

Spent 4hrs assembling a hutch from Bed Bath & Beyond only to find it was broke and part of it collapsed near my pregnant wife. They offered to give us $24.62 as a partial refund or we could disassemble the broken 250lb Hutch to ship it back, so we did. Hows your Wednesday?

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@Mike_kim714 35

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@draftcheat Steele and Topuria seem like free money as well

[Terp @TerpHimself]

That’s my coach

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All actions of the Department of Government Efficiency will be posted online for maximum transparency.

Anytime the public thinks we are cutting something important or not cutting something wasteful, just let us know!

We will also have a leaderboard for most insanely dumb spending of your tax dollars. This will be both extremely tragic and extremely entertaining 🤣🤣

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@dc_mma “look at my phone” had me dying.

[Not Sure Enthusiast @Gobluety1]

6 months ago today, Michigan won the natty. Pull it down! Pull it down!

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@MadLabMMA Can’t tell me Gordon didn’t win the last 2 rounds…

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

Adulthood is researching Aztec Death Whistles at 11pm instead of sleeping…maturity is not pulling the trigger on the purchase…still might.

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@BraadJohnson Easily

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@BarstoolBigCat One of my favorite things you get to do as well

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

🏆

#GoBlue

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

@draftcheat There is 0 value in being onyx now.. it’s gotten worse and worse the last few year but now it’s worthless. They ruined the best VIP program.

[Michigan Moments @UofMMoments]

I can watch this on repeat all night long 🌹

[Jeff @JeffsTweetLab]

Bama needs to get their money back on that band if they paid a million for it…JV shit. #MichiganVsEverybody

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The refs saving the Cowboys last night

[Jake Butt @Jbooty88]

How often do you hear coaches say “I have to coach better” but hear an off handed tone or throw it in subtly while dispersing blame to others?

I’ve always felt everyone should have this approach. “It’s always my fault”. Genuinely believe that. Take accountability for yourself. That’s leadership. This is rare from a head coach. But this is real accountability.