As soon as the clock struck five I turned to the older couple next to me at the bar and said "well folks it's 5oclock somewhere, and that place is here." Then I held up my beer for a cheers and they got up and left without saying another word
Someone tell my brother that it's common etiquete to inform me if he puts me on speaker so my mom can hear *before* I start going on about my weed guy's softcore business that he tried to solicit me for