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surfer, skater, writer, father and husband. Go Dodgers!!

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@GarrettRungo @krassenstein Even if that’s truly the case why act like a bunch of douchebags? Oh wait… you’re a trump supporter. It’s the way you dipshits just are.

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@realDonaldTrump You’re a fucking buffoon.

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@elonmusk You’re illegal

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@flea333 You and me both Flea.

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes You wish

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@GeorgePapa19 Bullshit - why did she (like every candidate in history) not answer the questions directly then?

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@urbudyjoe @MLBONFOX @YESNetwork

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@HumansNoContext ‘Merica - that’s why 🫠

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@NRSC Who cares?

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@MLBONFOX Didn’t they get eliminated already?

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@KNBR Haha. Stupid.

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@joeroganhq I love you @joerogan but this??? 🤣🤣🤣😁

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@KATUNews This is so representative of the world we currently live in.

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@JeffPassan Two pretty good teams made the WS. Regular season stats rarely reflect how October will shake out. At least these awards do reflect regular season performance and not just getting hot at the right time.

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@dodgefast @WashCoScanner That’s what your mom said about your profile pic

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So… three white objects at a very high altitude flying over Portland metro area just now. In formation, same speed… not a ufo guy. Not a conspiracy guy. But… not sure what this was 🤷🏼‍♂️#ufo #balloon #tigard

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@jkhalsey Yeah that’s totally feasible - only reason I even tweeted it was the spacing and pace of traversal across the sky. Just seemed odd but I’m sure there’s some benign explanation.

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@acabradabruh 😝

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@John16513260162 @WashCoScanner Going the same direction as the wind - west blowing east which made me think balloons.

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@John16513260162 @WashCoScanner Yeah sorry the pics suck. We were eating on my deck and I noticed it. Grabbed phones and that’s what I got.

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@peteetchou @WashCoScanner They were absolutely higher than any drone could fly. Watched them for at least a minute or two. No noise. Slow, perfect formation. Was just weird…