Jeff the Drunk Curro

I'm Fake Jeff. My Lump and I live to drink and sing while you pay taxes and send me gifts. I’m a parody account. Elon… don’t ban me bro!!

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

That’s it. The gloves are off.

I am no longer playing by the rules.

All free speech matters. Buckle up, buttercup.

COVID-19 was part of the depopulation agenda. Look around. It’s not that difficult to realize this if you still have two functioning brain cells.

Both major political parties are scum. They will pearl-clutch all day long and tweet about it. They just want your votes. That’s it. They only care about themselves. Straight trash. The Founding Fathers would have hated your guts. Let’s highlight a few:

Barack Obama has coordinated more “racism” than any other President in American history. And it’s not towards black people. Barack, therein is a racist asshole.

Kevin McCarthy is the biggest pussy in the GOP. And that’s saying something because MTG has been stretched out by everyone. Kevin takes the trophy because Adam Kinzinger’s punk ass got kicked out of Congress. Congratulations #fella. Mike Johnson is a very close second.

Dan Crenshaw, is a one-eyed McCain that is a disgrace to the uniform. He wants to ban your free speech. This is not a conspiracy. This dickhead claimed the government doesn’t interfere with mainstream media. LMAO!

Let’s talk about the people with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

People with TDS has become a part of their identity. Congratulations on getting duped by the narrative. Your hatred for one man has become an everyday part of your life. How absolutely fucking pathetic. You are nothing without Trump.

Speaking of TDS: Dumbasses like Harry Sisson are leeches on a payroll. Congrats on selling your soul for money. Again, pathetic. And your messiah is next.

Joe Biden showered with HIS DAUGHTER and we are probably sure something worse happened. But,
we will never know the truth. People can’t claim the diary isn’t real because two people got arrested for having it in their possession. Oh, and this brain-dead retard isn’t running the country. It’s obvious.

Hunter Biden is the worst human being on the planet. Fuck you for defending him. If this was Don Jr. we were talking about, you know it would be broadcasted all over CNN in every airport in America. Because that’s the only place people have to watch that trash news network.

I’m not going to talk shit about Hillary because I care about my well-being and am not suicidal.

Lastly, the United States has become a fucking shithole only because of social and sexual deviants. You morons would have collapsed Rome. You can comment all day on my posts and I really don’t care. You are growing my engagement and my followers. I thank you for showing me your trigger.

And if I get banned from ‘X’, now you know why. But at least I feel better.

Let’s see what happens….Fuck it.

#FreeSpeechMatters

[Jeff the Drunk Curro @Jeffthedrunk2]

@RevRayCistman What? All I see are two people protecting their property from someone who apparently does not seem to have any respect. I also saw restraint because it could’ve easily shot her and did not. If they just attack some person on the street because of their race? That’s racist.

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@cctvidiots This is such a stupid post. This is also exactly why people in America do not seem to respect the freedoms that we have. It’s different in the rest of the world

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Angela Paxton - Tx state senator needs to go. She got PORNHUB pulled out of Texas? Is this China?? What’s next? Vote out this hater of freedom. #voteoutangelapaxton

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@DebbieCanWeTalk @AngelaPaxtonTX Vote her out. She’s the enemy of freedom. #voteoutangelapaxton

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@AngelaPaxtonTX why is this a victory? All you did is campaign to remove freedom. What about those that do not have kids? Why not find a way to punish just those with kids? You need to be voted out! I’ll sign up for that campaign. #voteoutangelapaxton

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@realjonlovitz I always loved the skit

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@SarahKSilverman Hamas utilizes rape of women and children, and genital mutilation as a weapon of war. Yet - our own college students overwhelmingly support their attack of Israel. How is this possible? Do our people universities pump propaganda for these war criminals?

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@ReichmanShmuel I agree 100%. Stefanik was right on! I watched the whole 5 hour hearing and she summed it up. She’s a leader to watch for the future. SNL is no longer funny. It’s just political propaganda for the woke agenda.

[Rabbi Shmuel Reichman @ShmuelReichman]

This is the most embarrassing SNL skit I have EVER seen!

In a postmodern world, people think they get to choose their truth, and then rewrite everything in order to fit their narrative.

So SNL had a moral choice:

1- Admit the obvious: that the testimony of the presidents of Harvard, Penn, and MIT were universally considered to be one of the most disastrous congressional testimonies in U.S. history – testifying in front of Congress that they could not condemn calls for genocide against Jews unless they became “conduct”…

2- Or stand by the cringeworthy stance of the radical left, that antisemitism is “cool and hip,” and Elise Stefanik was the one who made a fool of herself.

Guess which one SNL chose?

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Unfortunately, this is not surprising… SNL hasn’t had their finger on the pulse for about a decade now; they’re about as out of touch with reality as Liz Magill… 

This is probably the most embarrassing decision in SNL���s history.

(Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, and Adam Sandler are probably shaking their heads in disgust somewhere, embarrassed by how low SNL has sunk since their heyday.)

[Jeff the Drunk Curro @Jeffthedrunk2]

Hamas utilizes rape of women and children, and genital mutilation as a weapon of war. Yet - our own college students overwhelmingly support their attack of Israel. How is this possible? Do our people universities pump propaganda for these war criminals? I stand with Israel.

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@simonateba Holy crap… Is this guy a zombie? He was like he was smiling as he was getting a shot. How is this physically possible?

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@realjonlovitz Ignorance. I stand with Israel. Root out Hamas.

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@ianmiles What was the kid doing right before she turned and did that? He was doing something to her first… Jesus, I hate this stupid clips… They take everything out of context.

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@LennyDykstra Stern phones it in. I wish he would just retire and let someone else run that show. He doesn’t even try anymore.

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@ElijahSchaffer If they pulled this bullshit on a private shop owner… They would be shot. But when they go onto corporate owned stuff… They know that the employees have been taught not to confront them. Because the corporate guys are afraid of getting sued by the employees. It’s a loophole

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@HilzFuld @amyschumer I stand with Israel. Hamas is a terrorist organization… It needs to be destroyed.

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@rmlimodriver69

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@realjonlovitz I agree totally. Hamas is an evil organization and must be eliminated.

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@realjonlovitz I saw “The alternant ending to ‘Its a Wonderful Life” where you were Me. Potter. Carvey knocks you out of your wheelchair and you get up. Dana calls you a fraud… and you say, “I can explain that”… and then they beat Potter…. Without the explanation. It was a PERFECT line