jeff maxim

mostly tweets about soup

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

@MarkLevineNYC Please gives us an update on the City sites, Mark.

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

I think I’m gonna go out on top and make this my last tweet, bye

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Mutsu apples are my favorite apples

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Someday I’m gonna be looking like an idiot while I try to remember how to swipe a metro card and I can’t wait

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Someone please invent spill proof bubble container/wand, you’ll be a gazillionaire

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

I know everyone is excited to get out in their own way - but the energy amongst parents I’m meeting at the playground who’ve been trapped inside with toddlers for the past year - it is different

[Big Bird @BigBird]

Thank you everybody for all my happy birthday messages! You made this big bird feel like a big deal!💛

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

@LashaKrikheli Yeah

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

How hard is it to learn to sing? If I took voice lessons, how long until I could be decent? 10hrs?

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

You’re an ncaa basketball coach. Do you wear

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

I love company social events so much

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Don't forget. The Trump administration literally had no plan to vaccinate anyone other than nursing home residents. The "plan" quite literally was to deliver vaccines to airports in each state and let states figure it out with no plan or funding. This is a fact.

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Our last name is now mackum

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

What is a babysitter

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Lotta lawnmowers out in the city tonight

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

Greatest hits albums are better than Spotify’s popular list

[Swarthmore College @swarthmore]

50 years ago, a break-in at the FBI’s office in Media revealed that the agency had been spying on Swarthmore faculty members and students, including every African-American studying at the College.
https://t.co/wC8rspQT9s

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

@LashaKrikheli Quality time spent with kids and family

[jeff maxim @jeffthemaximum]

If I was independently wealthy and could work the job that made me happiest and the job I was best at, I’d be a patient advocate

[Statler and Waldorf @StatlerWaldorf]

Anyone who says they "can't complain" when you ask them how things are is certainly no friend of ours! If you can't figure out something to complain about, then you're just not paying attention!