Jeff the T-Rex

10 metres tall, known to roar, love golf and Professor Clive Palmer

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@chambleebrandel Double down 🤡

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@chambleebrandel Take a chill pill Brandel. It is so tiresome. You are part of the problem, not part of the solution. Quiet now.

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@BasilZempilas Reserve grade tweet

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@DennisPassa @brentread_7 Dennis! The only bloke at Coolum that was older than me. How are you old mate? Clivey Baby was a visionary. The JFK Lake for World Peace was pure genius. Vintage cars on tee boxes, painting US flags on fairways, a giant mechanical dinosaur…#rah

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

The other great thing about the #AusPGA is that @brentread_7 isn’t there. Who hates pies? Seriously. That bloke has some issues. I should know, I was burned to the ground after an “electrical malfunction” a few years ago but I’m still tweeting. Help me. #rah

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@brentread_7 Ready Baby, you know I love you, man. You put Jeff on the map after Clivey baby bolted my feet to a concrete slab between the 9th green and 10th tee. You keep doing you, bro. Let’s get matching Hawaiian shirts next year, I’m a 40XL. That’s a lot of polyester. #AusPGA #rah

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

I might be biased towards a fellow dinosaur but my old mate, media room buffet king and Hawaiian shirt enthusiast Jimmy T is doing a great job with the updates from the #AusPGA. Not enough dinosaur references though. It ain’t the same without me at the 10th tee. #rah

[Jim Tucker @HulaBulaJim]

Tight at the top…Min Woo Lee rejoins Jason Scrivener at -7 as co-leader #AusPGA ⛳️ Great scoring conditions @PGAofAustralia #visitBrisbane #Queensland Scrivener driving here at 16

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@HulaBulaJim @KdeKroo I don’t know who this dekoo bloke is but he has shorter arms than me. #rah

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

That’s the worst greenside work I’ve seen since Clivey Baby put all the vintage cars on the course at Coolum. #rah

[Jim Tucker @HulaBulaJim]

Short game tutorial at 16th ⁦@RQGOLF⁩ Wait…not quite ⁦@KdeKroo⁩ #AusPGA ⛳️

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

You’ve got much better things to spend your money on anyway, Clivey Baby. Like…I dunno…me. Let’s get the band back together big fella. #rahhh

[Clive Palmer @CliveFPalmer]

I did not buy Hitler's car. Its more Fake News.

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Seven years to the day…just a flesh wound. Jeff survived the Ice Age, I’ll be back. #rahhh #jefftheTRex

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Hard to find Hawaiian shirts in 99XL that would fit a T-Rex but Jeff is there in spirit. Wish I could get to RQ and catch up with all the dinosaurs down there. #raah #AusPGA

[Jim Tucker @HulaBulaJim]

It’s yellow day Friday #DoingitforJarrod at #AusPGA #AusWPGA. Support a great man + legacy to fight cancer. 100% polyester welcome at Royal Queensland @RQGOLF

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Good luck to my fellow dinosaur Wayne Bennett in tomorrow’s #NRLGF. Great to see another ancient creature putting young punks like that Cleary in their place. Fun fact, Benny coached Jeff for a season. Tiny claws made it hard for me to defuse the high balls. #rah #rahgbyleeg #NRL

[Jim Tucker @HulaBulaJim]

Terrific course at Maroochy River GC ⛳️ Impressed at first sighting + perfectly geared for links-style fun off white tees for weekend golfers. Plus they bought 10 slabs of Leishman Lager just before Covid hit. Top drop 🍺 @marcleish @backbaybrewing @MaroochyC

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Congrats to my great old mate @HulaBulaJim for making the Media Wall of Dinosaurs at Lang Park. Always treated Jeff with the utmost #rah-spect. Did Clivey ever pay you that $100 for losing that bet at Coolum? Good luck getting any $ out of that bloke. #rah. 🦖

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@nmklftmch Mate, Clive bolted by feet into concrete. I’m no fan of him or any of his highly successful business ventures (like for example, Titanic 2). But I did rate that Mercedes-drivin dinosaur Miron. Funny dude. #rah 🦖

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Those sooky Broncos fans need to harden the you-know-what up, Tiger. It’s one bad season. Try living through an Ice Age like I did. Jeff didn’t throw in the jersey (It’s hard to throw anything with these tiny little arms). #rah 🦖

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Really? What’s taken you so long @HulaBulaJim? I thought we were mates? We go way back to the Ice Age, baby. But love that a fellow dinosaur is on board. Rock on. #rah 🦖

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

Silly old dinosaur. #rah 🦖

[Brent Read @brentread_7]

Wayne Bennett has been placed in a 14-day Covid hold as well. Over to you Jason Demetriou

[Jeff the T-Rex @JefftheTRex]

@phillutton78 Believe it P-Diddy. How about my fellow dinosaur Wayne Bennett breaking the very rules designed to protect old bastards like us. Priceless. Keep hitting them out of the middle bro. #rah 🦖