Jeff Townsend

I'm a writer of good (I hope) novels, singer, sometime actor & lover of good Aussie made drama(film & TV). I also love having a meal & coffee with good friends.

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@chrisfawkes I’ve got a broken machine that could use your magic hands.

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_ques I leave it to the staff who might clean the table properly with chemicals and cloth.

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@LyleShelton I agree with Lyle and Don. The USA is a mess under Biden.

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@chrisfawkes I wish one of the reporters had asked him what his question was, then asked it if Albo. I’d love to know. Where is Jonathan Lea when we need him?

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@chrisfawkes @Not_the_Bee Was that Karma or Kamala?

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@chrisfawkes @333too3 I remember a banger going off in your hand prematurely. The look on your face.

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@triciapenrose Get well soon.

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@chrisfawkes Frontline communities. Yep. All 6 of them arriving in a diesel powered truck.

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@chrisfawkes I prefer the second photo that focuses on her beautiful eyes.

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_ques The Breakfast Club and The Castle

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_ques And still quite good looking

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_ques Judith Bowker

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_ques I was there and I remember you telling us that you’d seen a lifesaver drowning and went to assist.

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@chrisfawkes Put your tail down, son.

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_rdc I’ll never forget that, you naughty boy.

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@chrisfawkes @kelly_rdc You have a particular set of skills.

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@chrisfawkes That old chestnut

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@chrisfawkes @dailytelegraph No way.

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@chrisfawkes @SkyNewsAust And why not require transgender people to use disability toilets only.

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