@CogginToboggan Hey member when those Phillies fans flew out to San Fran, dressed as Giants fans and then beat that Dodgers fan to death? Damn Philly fans.
@SixerSense A plane is the best option. I considered a train, briefly, and maybe a bus but those would be uncomfortable for a tall guy. He deserves better than a car though. So yeah, a plane is the best option to get him out of here as soon as possible
@CogginToboggan Local man, Grover Cleveland Alexander Graham Bell, finds time between starts for the Phils and cabinet meetings in Washington to invent new communication device